IT IS ONE IN THE MORNING. WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE WONDERING? BECAUSE I LIVE IN A FUCKING JUNGLE WHERE GIANT CREEPY CRAWLIES ALSO HAPPEN TO LIVE AND NORMALLY I AM OKAY WITH THIS BUT NOT WHEN THEY INVADE MY FUCKING BED.

A CENTIPEDE, YOU GUYS. IN MY FUCKING BED.

IT DROPPED FROM THE CEILING LIKE ETHAN MOTHERFUCKING HUNT AND LANDED ( Read more... )

Wow. I'm really turned on right now for absolutely no reason at all. I have old ladies coming for tea soon and I'm all blustery. Um. Awkward.

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eta: OKAY REALLY, CHEST BUTTERFLIES, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.