"Duct tape is like the force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together."

- Carl Zwanzig

Btw, I've also seen it attributed to Oprah.  :-/

And if you think I'm making it up, just you click here.

I just had an interesting thought.  I wonder what the relative ease of screwing is of a flat-head screw and a phillips-head screw, assuming the same surface and nearly identical size/material and nearly identical screwdrivers.  There must be some reason one would just flat-head over phillips or phillips over flat-head.

A Fabulous satire: Files are Not For Sharing

"You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone."

Fabulous line.

Another:

"I eat danger for breakfast."  "But oddly enough she panics in the face of breakfast foods."

Every so often I come up with wonderful statements. Today's was, "I'm so glad I'm not a girl."