a few things I have learned...
* There is no sexy way to run across campus in heels
* Don't run when you're drunk...even if the person you're racing is too.
* Ice cube trays totally work for making jello shots.
* Never eat six bananas in one night...bad things happen.
* 1 part rubbing alcohol (vodka doesnt work), 2 parts water, and a laundry detergent scrub will remove lipgloss from an entire load of laundry.
* Themed parties are way more fun...
* All that they say about tequilla...is true.
* Don't try to write on your hand with a pencil, drunk or sober, you still lose flesh.
* HUGE dry erase boards + drunkeness = good fun.
* That thing hanging from a turkey's neck is called a waddle.
* Pluto got voted out of the solar system...what's up with that?
* Watching middle aged people try to dance to rap is freakin hilarious.
* You can only leave milk in the fridge for so long...
* You can, however, survive on grilled cheese.
* When someone asks what your favorite food/drink is...the answer is usually "free!"
* Don't run when you're drunk...even if the person you're racing is too.
* Ice cube trays totally work for making jello shots.
* Never eat six bananas in one night...bad things happen.
* 1 part rubbing alcohol (vodka doesnt work), 2 parts water, and a laundry detergent scrub will remove lipgloss from an entire load of laundry.
* Themed parties are way more fun...
* All that they say about tequilla...is true.
* Don't try to write on your hand with a pencil, drunk or sober, you still lose flesh.
* HUGE dry erase boards + drunkeness = good fun.
* That thing hanging from a turkey's neck is called a waddle.
* Pluto got voted out of the solar system...what's up with that?
* Watching middle aged people try to dance to rap is freakin hilarious.
* You can only leave milk in the fridge for so long...
* You can, however, survive on grilled cheese.
* When someone asks what your favorite food/drink is...the answer is usually "free!"