[Updated] 10 Fictional Characters I Would Have Sex With

Mar 17, 2007 00:51

Sorry for the lack of substance. I have a couple of book reviews I want to do, but... not tonight. *sigh*

I rediscovered this on swankivy's Web page, and figured I'd update mine. I know I've done this before, but I'll be damned if I can remember when (EDIT: Here it is). Anyway, here we go. In no particular order, except for yummy #1.


10) Gregory House, M.D. It's the stubble, and the striking blue eyes. The intelligence, the wit, the snarkiness. The vulnerability (due to the bum leg), though he'd never admit it.

9) Aragorn from Lord of the Rings, as played by Viggo Mortensen. Blue eyes again, and stubble. Dark, long hair. Raised by the Elves, and noble and brave and just plain hot enough to be loved by an Elf woman. Damn you, Arwen.

8) Chiana from Farscape. Who wouldn't love to sex up a young, feisty, monochromatic alien with great boobs?

7) Captain Jack Sparrow. I have a soft spot for morally questionable men, especially the kind with dreamy eyes and an interesting sense of humor.

6) Becky from Clerks 2. Do you have to ask? Her dancing to "ABC." The smile and the jiggling.

5) Silent Bob. He's a sweetie. More the kind of guy I want to cuddle up with and share some popcorn, but whatever. I have a low sex drive. What do you want?

4) Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire, as played by Brad Pitt. I love these beautiful, tortured souls.

3) Pre-incineration Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. I love a bad boy, especially a tortured soul, especially one who knows how to deal with children.

2) Jean Grey as the Phoenix, as played by Famke Janssen. Dangerous, tortured, redheaded, and 36-24-36 (What a winning hand!). My kind of gal.

1) Allegreto Navona of Shadowheart. Another Morally Questionable Man of the highest order. He is The Sex. See here. He's #1 because he looks how I want him to look; he has the best physical traits of all my favorite men. And he's dangerous, yet submissive, and won't mind if I chew on him. *drool*

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