OK, Obama, I was totally ready to hump your leg.

Until you said you were cutting down 'community action' programs. OH HELL NO YOU DIDN'T.

sdkghadlkjgkjhljghsdjgkhaslhf the social worker in me is cryyyyyyyyyyyyying

edit: Republican rebuttal- Rep. Ryan is a *~*DOUCHEBAG*~*

I haven't updated this in ages, have I? Might as well remedy that now ( Read more... )

I'm home.

*flops*

Now somebody tell my aunt that I am not her dogs' personal poop patrol. Dx

~ Red Bull gives you wings. And then you CRASH HEADFIRST INTO A BRICK WALL. At least it kept me awake long enough for the 225-mile drive home yesterday, since I didn't sleep worth a damn the night before ( Read more... )

Ok, so, everyone knows Kentucky was hit by a huge-ass icestorm Monday night/early Tuesday morning that bashed the shit out of the state. Right? Right ( Read more... )

Ganked from tinted_amber, because I'm bored.

Favorite Pokemon: SENTRET. Cutest Pokemon EVER.

Which Legendary Pokemon do you covet: Uhhhh... Suicune. Though I'm not keen on Legendaries, I do like Suicune quite a bit. Sleek blue badass water dog. <3

Favorite Starter: Torchic. I've never been a big fan of starters, either, but Torchic is cute and evolves into ( Read more... )

☆THE ASSOCIATION MEME☆

Why am I always so fucking late to these things? xD

In other news, home from work because I'm still running a fever over 100 and my voice is so hoarse and warbling that no one can understand me (when, that is, I can actually speak). Now, if I could just stop coughing- I'm coughing so hard I think I'm gonna puke. X_x

I find it horribly amusing that my first Wi-Fi battle on Pokemon battle Revolution involved going against someone stacked with Legendaries (Giratina, Regigigas, Azelf, etc. And a Pikachu, which is legendary only for the WTF factor)- and I utterly kicked his/her ass. With a Rapidash and a Staraptor ( Read more... )

Logging into LJ brings up the question "What are you thankful for?"

I'm thankful as hell I don't live in Saudi Arabia. Because apparently gang-rape victims are the real criminals. A girl gets raped by seven men, and when she protests the extremely light sentences the guys got (because men are supreme and women are trash), she gets sentenced to six ( Read more... )

... I just signed up for NaNoWriMo.

I think I've finally gone insane. Also, tummyache. Can I kill my secretary now?