Bad News Bears

[lilredcubvette]

Well, I guess it's true what they say. Good things can't last. But I was hoping they would last a little longer than they did. It looks like I spoke too soon about that promotion to Senior Keyholder at The Olde Time Vitamin Shoppe. Let me back up. Last night me and the guys met up for a night of celebratory cocktails (and a few Mocha Artic Blasts at the Target Starbucks! WOOT!) at Woofs, then dancing and sweating the night away at Jungle and finally The Hairy Dick (LOL! that's _cubby_hole_'s name for The Heretic). After the Heretic closed up, no_pants_island said he wasn't ready to go home yet and asked if I knew anywhere else to take the party. I told it was getting pretty late and I've got a long day at the Vitamin Shoppe tomorrow because I had to set up all the new P.O.P. displays. No Pants argued that it was still early, he pulled out a pocket full of poppers and told me "Looks like its a quarter til poppers o'clock by my watch". So I gave in and told him that since I had keys to the store I could get us in. Apparenlty on the way over there this BIOTCH called up every bear in the city and before I knew it the place was busier than THe Honey Pot on a Saturday Night for Karaoke. It was a virtual bear cave up in there. WOOF! We stayed up til 7 am doing poppers and protien shakes and tina bumps. PAR-TAY. Or at least it was a party until my manager walked in. Shit, I forgot she was coming in early to do inventory! She was not too happy and I was pissed because she was getting way out of line and talking about firing me. That's when I told her what I really thought and how htis job was DESTROYING MY PRIDE. If she couldn't handle my gay lifestyle then she needed to check herself before she wrecks herself because that makes her a bigot. So what if I stay up for 5 days straight dancing and doing protien booty bumps, I still HANDLE MY SHIT. Obviously that is not the kind of company that I need to be working for and I want everyone I know to stop shopping there. They TOTALLY DISCRIMATE against gays. NOT COOL! At least I've still got my PRIDE.

Hey, shishcubbottom, do you know if Cingular is hiring? I want to work in a place that does not hate my pride. Oh yeah, sorry to hear about you getting raped last night. Rest up and get better, bro!