What! What! w00t! w00t!
Guess who just got promoted to Sr. Keyholder at The Vitamin Shoppe! RECKOGNIZE! That's right, grrl. Yours truely. I'm really proud of myself for moving up in the company so fast. After the year I've had and the DRAMA I went through at my last job and all the troubles with PAMELA. Which I'm sorry, but I don't care what shishcubbottom says. She is TROUBLE. She got me fired from my job when I was just hitting my stried towards my goal of making 6 figures. I know you think she deserves another chance even after stabbing you and stealing your money to pay for her tina bump, but grrl, you've have got to wake up and smell the vagina. That bitch is DESTROYING YOUR PRIDE! I know she almost destroyed mine. But I have managed to pick my life up from the pieces and now I'm the Senior Keyholder at The Vitamin Shoppe in L5P. Aint nobody gonna breaka my stryde, nobody gonna hold me down. oh no, I got to keep on movin'. So what do you guys say?! shishcubbottom, cubby_hole you guys wanna do The Cheshire Bridge Cha-Cha and hit up The Jungle and The Heretic to celebrate my new promotion. First cosmo on me! HOLLA BACK GIRLS! I get off work at like 9:30. Maybe we can meet up at the Starbucks over here. The one in Target, not the one in Kroger! Hey, shishcubbottom see if you can get that woofy guy you've been talking about no_pants_island to come along. Tell him, I'll sneak him all the vitamin supliment protien smoothies I can carry. WHAT! WHAT!
Tonight is going to be ON!
Tonight is going to be ON!