Steve: Stop setting me up with my cute neighbor, Natasha! Gosh!

Sharon: I am pretending to flirt with you so I can warn you about an unauthorized visitor in your apartment!

Steve: Yeah, hi.

Sharon: I am a SHIELD agent sent to spy on you!

Steve: *deadpans* Neighbor.

Sharon: In conclusion, ( CACW spoilers )

I posted Axis Powers Hetalia and Firefly for Not My Fandom Fest:

- China/Korea, Japan/Taiwan (But if I'm actually in Hetalia fandom it'd be England/America brothercest chan France/England being all glam and twink-y, Russia/China because of GIGANTIC SUNFLOWER BOUQUET and China/HongKong love-hate)

- Apparently there are no Asians in space, just ( Read more... )

Goldfrapp's "Ooh La La" was perfect for blow jobs. If he sang along, his tongue did interesting things.

SRSLY, I ask you, how did she make riding a disco-ball horse look sexy?

1. Random sex things that I find educational amusing:
1 a. Butt Confidential 2 -- seen @ why_me_why_not
1 b. Dan Savage's advice for the hard-up teenage boy
1 c. Why Do All These ( Read more... )

( To keep track of new drabbles in this 'verse )

"I shouldn't have kissed you."

"Sorry?"

"I'm sometimes bad at receiving other people's signals. Not as bad as you, obviously-"

Merlin gave Gwen a confused little smile.

"And with what you said about Prince Arthur last night, I realized you only feel that way for one man in particular."

He opened his mouth to ask What way?, but Gwen went on, "I ( Read more... )

1. Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. [...] Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you've ever had them ( Read more... )

( The turtle moves. )

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(Or, if you prefer the girly French version, valet de chambre)

RESPONSIBILITIES:
◆ Undress, bathe and shave the crown prince.
No way am I trusting you with sharp objects Do you even have facial hair, Merlin? I don't understand why your face is so clean-shaven and so smooth that I want to lick it all over.◆ Maintain the royal wardrobe (please give ( Read more... )

1. A Very Serious Business Story (a Merlin/Babysitters' Club crossover) by syllicLogan!Merlin/Stacey!Arthur, one-sided Nimueh/Arthur, Claudia!Morgana/Gwen ( Read more... )