quotes.

Dexter: Do you know anything about wedding rings?
Deb: Yeah. Wedding rings and nuclear fusion are like, my secret specialities.
Dexter: ...Thanks.
Quinn: Your brother's kind of a dweeb, huh?
Deb: You say anything more about my brother and I will kick your fucking nuts down your throat.

...This is my way of saying I am finally making my way through ( Read more... )

THE FANMIX MEME ♫

Whatever, music is always a perfect distraction!

Also, oh my god, Christopher Moore is my new favorite. I have been reading Lamb and I'm pretty sure I haven't stopped grinning in 68 pages:

"Look around. Rocks as far as the eye can see. Galilee is nothing but rocks, dirt, and more rocks. Be a stonemason like me and my father. ( Read more... )

Xander: Whatever's between us? It doesn't matter. You shouldn't be alone in this.
Anya: Yes, I should. My whole life, I've just clung to whatever came along.
Xander: Well, speaking as a clingee? I kinda didn't mind.
Anya: Thanks. For everything.
(Xander understands, turns to go)
Anya: Xander? what if I'm really nobody?
Xander: Don't be a dope.
( Read more... )

Guys, someone tell me that I should start buying food again instead of pretty clothes. I was so cranky earlier, simply because I decided not to eat anything more than a soft pretzel in the span of eighteen hours. Soooo smart. On the other hand, I found a dress today that actually looks nice on me despite my flat chest! I knew there was a reason I ( Read more... )

Two years ago, I was afraid of wanting anything. I figured wanting would lead to trying and trying would lead to failure. But now I find I can't stop wanting. I want to fly somewhere on first class. I want to travel to Europe on a business trip. I want to get invited to the White House. I want to learn about the world. I want to surprise myself. I ( Read more... )

"Oh, you don't need to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff."

STOP DISTRACTING ME, MATT SARACEN, THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

Also, also, I really miss Jason Street. And Smash Williams, even though he had the worst fucking taste in women ever. I just thought I'd put that out there.

Fred: Can I say something about destiny? Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. 'cause destiny is just another word for inevitable and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say 'you're evitable!' - Well, you- you catch my drift.
Unrelatedly, I've been ( Read more... )

Do you want to be happy? I suspect that you do. Well, here's the first step to happiness: don't get pissed off that people who aren't you happen to think Paris Hilton is interesting and deserves to be on TV every other day; the fame surrounding Paris Hilton is not a reflection on your life (unless you want it to be). Don't get pissed off because ( Read more... )

Nooooooooooooooooo. I am so glad Alex Greenwald is also on Twitter to distract me from all the DO NOT WANT. TAKE THAT, THEORETICAL SHAKESPEARE MONKEYS.

I think Saturdays are the new Sundays for me, because I've been pretty violently sad all day for NO REASON. Not even PMS! I just keep wanting to cry at everything. I am missing people terribly ( Read more... )