Where, oh where can my baby be ( Read more... )

Exciting News from Ashley-Land! (like Candyland, but with sex instead of candy ( Read more... )

So, how's the Mt. St. Helen eruption going on over there? I'm kinda bummed that I'm missing it (yes, I miss having a chance to see ash and smoke everywhere), but I'd be really irked if it really spectactularly erupted and I totally missed it!

( stabbings, masturbation, and Ireland...none of which are interrelated) )