Oh joy, oh rapture ( Read more... )

"I've fallen into unrequited love almost as many times as I've tried to quite smoking" - Daniel Porteraro

Because it's been a while and I don't want to finish the last two paragraphs of my paper on Florentine Art in the Renaissance.

Renaissance Society “Getting a port was the wet dream of Florence ( Read more... )

You must always follow your conscience, but you also must know where you're going. So you can't follow your conscience, because it might not be going in the same direction ( Read more... )

A lie? What do you mean a lie? 
I mean you...lied.

So why are we bugging Hugh Halifax? Is he talking to the Russians? 
No, the French. Which is much more serious.
Why is that? 
Well the Russians already know what we're doing.

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My goal in life is to be the new Sir Humphrey Appleby.

Obviously one cannot refuse to appear before a committee of the House.
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"i love what comes out of your nose, it's my favorite part about you."

Oh Emily. : D

I want to suggest we culturally kidnap the word "bush" to reflect the current state of the world's financial system in general, and specifically my own 401K - ie: "my 401K is in a state of bush" or "the economy is bushed" or "we were bushed by wall-street", or "boy, didn't the government get bushed by the bailout"

brought to you by my Uncle Jon.

Here are more but Tessa's prof beats mine for entertainment value xD

( here be them )

except not. Because I am no longer in Mr. Floyd's history class.

( Quotes from various Profs )

The Oxford Chap and I have odd conversations when attempting to write his paper ( Read more... )