101 Reasons Why I Hate Cho Kyuhyun
Author: libra137Based on this
Rating: K+
101 Reasons Why I Hate
C h o K y u h y u n
Written by Lee Sungmin
1. I hate that he caught me on the scale yesterday.
2. I hate that he likes slim girls. Philogynist!
3. I hate that he dares to bully all of his hyungs, when I’m being bullied by all of my hyungs. Why the fuck was that? Don’t forget I know martial arts!
4. I hate that he’s always be a perfect male in girls’ view. What about me? A perfect friend, nothing more.
5. I hate that the more he eats, the taller he gets. Wtf? He must have been fatty goddamnit!
6. I hate that pink is my favorite color, and it looks terrible on him.
7. I hate that he doesn’t know about me watching him tell enthusiastically ‘bout his first kiss on that freakish interview.
8. I hate that it won’t a bit matter to him about me having known.
9. I hate the way he eats my chocolate cake on the sly. Hey! That’s indirect kiss!
10. I hate me craving for that thought.
11. Heechul-hyung always criticizes my new hair-style. So what? He doesn’t even take a peek of me!
12. I hate that he’s never ever worn an ear-ring.
13. I hate the way he always thinks himself a perfect guy, smugly.
14. I hate that everyone thinks he’s a perfect guy.
15. I hate that I’m a part of everyone.
16. I hate that Ahra-noona always regards him as a mature person, while Sungjin keeps calling me childish.
17. Mature my ass!
18. I hate that he’s never failed to cheer me up whenever I’m in bad mood.
19. Me don’t even know when he’s in bad mood.
20. I hate the way he dances, awkward.
21. I hate that the manager told me to keep an eye on him.
22. I hate that I agreed.
23. I hate that whenever we wine together, I’ll be the one to be drunken first.
24. I hate the arrogant pose of him saying: “The way you get boozed is really really funny. You should’ve seen!”
25. I hate that he smirks, not smiles.
26. I hate him because he’s a mind-reader, when it comes to me.
27. I hate him because I’m beginning to run out of things to say…
28. Ah, there is! I hate that he knows how to play a clarinet.
29. I want to know too~!!
31. A man loves cuddling-toys is no weirdo! Hey!
32. I hate the loose green t-shirt he gave me on my birthday. Sure enough he didn’t put his mind in choosing!
33. I hate that I like to wear it despite its ugliness.
34. I’m always trying to be aegyo here and there so as to endear myself to folks. And him? Just sitting there with that odd smirk, and everybody’s swooning over.
35. I hate the way people keep calling me ‘bunny’, and him ‘wolfy’. Wtf is that even in the nickname, I’m still inferior to him?
36. I hate him because without any endeavour, he always gets what he wanted.
37. I hate that I wish I could be like him.
38. I hate that he saw me falling off the horse that day.
39. I hate him because he’s called a vocalist.
40. I hate the way everybody thinks he sings the best.
41. I hate that I think they’re right.
42. I hate that he’s always complaining whenever I play the guitar.
43. He doesn’t know midnight is the right time to play guitar?!
44. I hate that he never wears a bracelet nor a ring.
45. And shorts, either. What kind of principle was that?
46. I hate that I used to say: “Kyuhyun is mine!”
47. I hate him because he’s always saying: “All of hyungs are mine!”
48. The door-bolt is broken again! Shit!
49. I hate the way he’s babbling ‘bout his “interesting” game.
50. When I talk ‘bout my children, he just yawns repeatedly.
51. I hate that I listened to him.
52. I hate him because he’s good at Math, while I’m not.
53. I hate that I run out of things to say again…
54. Ah! I hate that he drinks the same bottle with Donghae, too.
55. I hate that when he’s in China, the person he would call is Leeteuk-hyung and Leeteuk-hyung only.
56. I hate it when Leeteuk saying: “Kyuhyun said he were really sad and felt sick!”
57. After him having his hair cut, I always say: “You look terrible!”, and he just: “At least I’m more handsome than you are!” and turned away.
58. I always say I hate him, but he never even says a word, just smirks instead.
59. I hate that he doesn’t have taste in dressing-up.
60. Why do lanky men look good in every single kind of clothes? I hate him!!
61. I hate that he cooks bad.
62. I hate that he always makes himself comfortable in MY car. Wth? He has his OWN car!
63. I hate that he always insists on being in the driver’s seat. Does it a bit make sense? That’s MY car does he know?
64. I hate that I like him riding me.
65. I hate him because Hyaku’s interested in him more than in me.
66. Sen is, too.
67. I hate that he always tries to appear beside me whenever we have photo-shooting.
68. Wanna insult me with my not-so-impressed height, huh???
69. I hate that he doesn’t consider my latest image sexy, while everybody does.
70. I hate the way he ruffles my hair as if I’m an infant.
71. I hate that I can’t ruffle his hair…
72. Huh, damn height!
73. I hate that he often hug me all of the sudden from behind.
74. I hate that whenever I hug him, he would say: “It’s hot in here, stay away!”
75. See? He always implies I’m a heap of meat!
76. I hate that he loves people with beautiful eyes.
77. He never admits that I have a pair of beautiful eyes.
78. Naming your bunny is not weird at all. It’s the truth!
79. I hate the way he mocks at the members.
80. I hate that me is being infected that evil habit.
81. Ryeowook is no doubt tenfold adorable than he is.
82. I hate the term ‘KyuMin’. Do I really seam to like him that much?
83. Surely he does not seem to like me, totally not!
84. I hate that he’s really good at sport however skinny he is.
85. I hate that he’s never ever read 3X magazine. Is he really a male?
86. I hate him because he constantly scatters his dirty clothes here and there on the couch.
87. I hate that I’m the only person to do the laundry for him.
88. He looks horrible in those girls’ costume!
89. I hate that fangirls got a fancy that the red mark on his neck is my ‘kiss mark’. Fuck it! Me indeed bit him.
90. Hate that they’re quite right to think about it that way.
91. I hate him because his nose looks so pretty in every angle.
92. I hate that he knows how to play the piano, but never shows. He just makes girls believe that he’s of the modest type!
93. I hate the way Yoo Youngsuk-sunbae praises him continuously. Don’t forget Yesung-hyung is fantastic, too!
94. Just because of him that I’m being called ‘Bunny’. Damn it! I-am-a-dangerous-guy, does it show?
95. My sweater… Him again!
96. And my watch, too. Why do you just keep taking others’ belongings without permission, Kyuhyun?
97. I hate that his dancing skill has improved a lot.
98. I hate that a part of that credit goes to me.
99. I hate to admit I’m thinking too much of him.
100. I hate that he doesn’t admit he’s thinking madly of me, too.
101. I hate Kyuhyun because I like him so damn much.