Sad ending!
Rating: PG-13 or else xD
Genre: Fluff (?)
Characters: Paired! Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Ninja! Leeteuk
Warning: Implied! Sex
It was 8.00 in the morning. Just too early (well, not that early, but still early for a wet cold rainy Sunday), so they decided to stay in bed for a moment. They, means Kyuhyun and Sungmin, were snuggling in each other’s embraces and inhaling the latter’s aura peacefully. It could have been a perfect Sunday morning if an irritating whoever didn’t knock repeatedly on the door.
“Kyuhyun, may I come in?”
And it still could be a not-so-perfect but so-so Sunday morning if whoever was not Leeteuk umma.
“Ohmigod, do I hear right? Umma’s being outside?” Sungmin hissed under his breath.
“Oops. So?”
“So so what! We’re dead now!! Hide away and hurry up. Umma mustn’t see us in this situation.”
“Whatever.”
“Come in~” And with that, Sungmin pushed Kyuhyun down under the blanket so that their leader wouldn’t have a chance to see them in that situation.
Turning the door-knob slightly, Leeteuk stepped inside and made a face.
“Hey, hence everybody’s out today, you kids should have got up already and played with me. I don’t like to be alone... By the way, where’s Kyu, huh?”
“Um-ah, in the CR maybe?”
“OK, you guys’d better hurry up dressing and go downstairs. Breakfast is ready.”
“Neh~”
Not until hearing Leeteuk’s footstep be inaudible that Sungmin heaved out a sign of relief. Soon enough that sign-thing turned into an erotic moan.
“Heck Kyu, what’re you doing down there??!”
“Broomm! Start the engine. You know you like it hyung~” Kyuhyun hummed with a mouthful of little Minnie, which ‘accidentally’ made Sungmin shiver down his spine.
“You perv, let go of me!”
“I don’t intend to~ You say I’m a pervert, so just purnish me for that baby~?”
“No, stop it for ass’s sake!!!” Sungmin exclaimed in protest. Well, not barely protest, it’s more encouragement (in Kyuhyun’s view).
Worst luck came to the... what? Leeteuk called them what? The kids? So so, bad fortune came to those kids that day when Leeteuk worriedly turned around after hearing a painful whine and walked up to the noisy room. He hurriedly turned the door-knob for the 2nd time that morning and pushed it open.
“What’s wrong, M-?”
No. There was actually something wrong. The certain bulge in the blanket said it all. Leeteuk blinked twice, his mind calculating, brows frowning until he could unwrap the fact about what’s that something eventually. He shouted out loud.
“GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF THAT FUCKING BED AND FIX YOURSELVES UP!!! JUST NAO.”
LOL language, Leeteuk.
“Language, umma. You’re spoiling your children.” Kyuhyun smiled a smile looking sincerely at Leeteuk who was now tightening his fist down on the kitchen table.
“You!! You guys are spoil-ed kids already.” He hissed pointing harshly at the two. “Tell me, since when did this happen?”
“This what, umma?” Kyuhyun put on a fake innocent grin.
“SEX! You bastard! Since when!!! What did I say ‘bout sex earlier? Save it for your wedding night. REMEMBER??? And take your hands off Minnie’s thighs now Kyu! I said you guys mustn’t try. Sex’s not for minors, do I have to say it twice?”
“We are no more minors, umma. You alone are the old. Besides, my babe’s yummy body...” Kyuhyun chuckled and leaned closer to inhaled in Min’s flawless neck passionately. “... begs to be eaten all the time.”
“RULES, KIDS, RULES! NOT SEX, NOR SEX-IMPLICATION IN FRONT OF UMMA! REMEMBER?” Leeteuk banged out loud on the table, which made the two sinners jump up and tear their sinful bodies away from each other immediately.
“Now tell me. Since when and how many times did this happen?” Leeteuk munched on the single words.
“Fir-” The older uttered.
“Don’t tell me this morning is your first time ever.”
The two kids swallowed hard and exchanged looks nervously. At last Sungmin stuttered out. “I lost count ever since the, err, 15th time which happened...” He cleared his throat and added. “... around 17 months ago.”
“What?! Are you kidding me? So I have been being dumped for more than a year reminding you guys not to have sex, nah?” He gasped. “It just...”
Suddenly Leeteuk’s mood shifted from anger to panic earning a confusing look from the two dongsaengs. He sniffed and rubbed his eyes when saying. “I just happen to catch EunHae 3 days ago, and now you kids... my pretty innocent kids.” He said still sobbing. “So I’m the only one who’s virgin.” And with that, he cried heavily.
Kyuhyun and Sungmin looked at each other and then at their umma with maximum-in-size orbs, both whined with a pitiful voice. “SEPARATE US UMMA. SEPARATE US IN THE TWO DIFFERENT ROOMS. TEAR OUT ALL MINNIE’S DRESSES! WE WON’T BE DOING THINGS AGAIN. DON’T CRY UMMA!!”
Seriously. One, two, both three of them cried bitter tears on that teary-sky Sunday.
[END]
A.N. Another failure ToT. I just wanna write it down, since Kyuhyun's dad saying "Sungmin is really handsome" obsessed me a lot. So? I just wanna write sth 'bout parents and sons. I know it sucks. Really sorry for bothering you girls once again ;__;
Genre: Fluff (?)
Characters: Paired! Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Ninja! Leeteuk
Warning: Implied! Sex
It was 8.00 in the morning. Just too early (well, not that early, but still early for a wet cold rainy Sunday), so they decided to stay in bed for a moment. They, means Kyuhyun and Sungmin, were snuggling in each other’s embraces and inhaling the latter’s aura peacefully. It could have been a perfect Sunday morning if an irritating whoever didn’t knock repeatedly on the door.
“Kyuhyun, may I come in?”
And it still could be a not-so-perfect but so-so Sunday morning if whoever was not Leeteuk umma.
“Ohmigod, do I hear right? Umma’s being outside?” Sungmin hissed under his breath.
“Oops. So?”
“So so what! We’re dead now!! Hide away and hurry up. Umma mustn’t see us in this situation.”
“Whatever.”
“Come in~” And with that, Sungmin pushed Kyuhyun down under the blanket so that their leader wouldn’t have a chance to see them in that situation.
Turning the door-knob slightly, Leeteuk stepped inside and made a face.
“Hey, hence everybody’s out today, you kids should have got up already and played with me. I don’t like to be alone... By the way, where’s Kyu, huh?”
“Um-ah, in the CR maybe?”
“OK, you guys’d better hurry up dressing and go downstairs. Breakfast is ready.”
“Neh~”
Not until hearing Leeteuk’s footstep be inaudible that Sungmin heaved out a sign of relief. Soon enough that sign-thing turned into an erotic moan.
“Heck Kyu, what’re you doing down there??!”
“Broomm! Start the engine. You know you like it hyung~” Kyuhyun hummed with a mouthful of little Minnie, which ‘accidentally’ made Sungmin shiver down his spine.
“You perv, let go of me!”
“I don’t intend to~ You say I’m a pervert, so just purnish me for that baby~?”
“No, stop it for ass’s sake!!!” Sungmin exclaimed in protest. Well, not barely protest, it’s more encouragement (in Kyuhyun’s view).
Worst luck came to the... what? Leeteuk called them what? The kids? So so, bad fortune came to those kids that day when Leeteuk worriedly turned around after hearing a painful whine and walked up to the noisy room. He hurriedly turned the door-knob for the 2nd time that morning and pushed it open.
“What’s wrong, M-?”
No. There was actually something wrong. The certain bulge in the blanket said it all. Leeteuk blinked twice, his mind calculating, brows frowning until he could unwrap the fact about what’s that something eventually. He shouted out loud.
“GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF THAT FUCKING BED AND FIX YOURSELVES UP!!! JUST NAO.”
LOL language, Leeteuk.
“Language, umma. You’re spoiling your children.” Kyuhyun smiled a smile looking sincerely at Leeteuk who was now tightening his fist down on the kitchen table.
“You!! You guys are spoil-ed kids already.” He hissed pointing harshly at the two. “Tell me, since when did this happen?”
“This what, umma?” Kyuhyun put on a fake innocent grin.
“SEX! You bastard! Since when!!! What did I say ‘bout sex earlier? Save it for your wedding night. REMEMBER??? And take your hands off Minnie’s thighs now Kyu! I said you guys mustn’t try. Sex’s not for minors, do I have to say it twice?”
“We are no more minors, umma. You alone are the old. Besides, my babe’s yummy body...” Kyuhyun chuckled and leaned closer to inhaled in Min’s flawless neck passionately. “... begs to be eaten all the time.”
“RULES, KIDS, RULES! NOT SEX, NOR SEX-IMPLICATION IN FRONT OF UMMA! REMEMBER?” Leeteuk banged out loud on the table, which made the two sinners jump up and tear their sinful bodies away from each other immediately.
“Now tell me. Since when and how many times did this happen?” Leeteuk munched on the single words.
“Fir-” The older uttered.
“Don’t tell me this morning is your first time ever.”
The two kids swallowed hard and exchanged looks nervously. At last Sungmin stuttered out. “I lost count ever since the, err, 15th time which happened...” He cleared his throat and added. “... around 17 months ago.”
“What?! Are you kidding me? So I have been being dumped for more than a year reminding you guys not to have sex, nah?” He gasped. “It just...”
Suddenly Leeteuk’s mood shifted from anger to panic earning a confusing look from the two dongsaengs. He sniffed and rubbed his eyes when saying. “I just happen to catch EunHae 3 days ago, and now you kids... my pretty innocent kids.” He said still sobbing. “So I’m the only one who’s virgin.” And with that, he cried heavily.
Kyuhyun and Sungmin looked at each other and then at their umma with maximum-in-size orbs, both whined with a pitiful voice. “SEPARATE US UMMA. SEPARATE US IN THE TWO DIFFERENT ROOMS. TEAR OUT ALL MINNIE’S DRESSES! WE WON’T BE DOING THINGS AGAIN. DON’T CRY UMMA!!”
Seriously. One, two, both three of them cried bitter tears on that teary-sky Sunday.
[END]
A.N. Another failure ToT. I just wanna write it down, since Kyuhyun's dad saying "Sungmin is really handsome" obsessed me a lot. So? I just wanna write sth 'bout parents and sons. I know it sucks. Really sorry for bothering you girls once again ;__;