Do not disturb, Donghae!
Author: libra137
Title: Do not disturb, Donghae!!!
Length: One-shot
Genre: General
Pairing: KyuMin
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Till the day when Donghae can't remain his innocence anymore.
One ordinary day, in the living room.
“Kyu! Hand me my bunny~~~”
“But hyung… I’m busy trying to kill this creature…”
“Bunny~”
“But…”
“Bunny~~ Where are you~?”
“Shh.. Okay.”
“And my arms’re damn hurt, too~”
“Okay, okay!!”
Donghae’s now eying the two certain guys with a confusing look. He has even dropped his jaw seeing Kyuhyun be tear away from his PC that easily. No one dares to disturb him when he’s being with his eternal lover a.k.a PC. Yup. No one. No way. No exception. But that bunny man DARES to!!! Incredible!
If you don’t know, being curious is something that Donghae could die of. Absolutely he can’t just keep it himself.
In the kitchen.
“Umma, why’s that?”
“Why’s what, sweetie?”
“How can that arrogant magnae all obedient to our sweet bunny?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean the magnae’s never ever been kind to anyone of us, except Sungminnie!”
“Oh, that’s kind of obvious, honey.”
“Then why’s that obvious?”
“It’s just obvious in an obvious way. Pft-!!!”
“Umma!!!”
This! Even makes Donghae more confusing! How can such a weird thing be called an obvious thing?!
In Kibum’s Room.
“Is it obvious that Kyuhyun’s always obedient to Sungmin only, Bummie?”
“What? Oh, I see. You’re confusing at that, aren’t you?”
“Yeah, but no one seems like giving me clearly a response.”
“If you really wanna know, then it’s because our Sungminnie sometimes hurts and feels unwell. Kyuhyun needs to give an eye to him.”
“Why’s he hurt?”
“Because of the magnae?”
“Why him?”
“You really don’t know?”
“How do I know???”
“Then you shouldn’t know.”
“Bummie!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Why does everybody gotta tease my brain here and there?” Donghae whines inwardly. “I’ll go and ask Sungmin hyung in person!”
And with a determined look on his face, Donghae heads towards Kyuhyun and Sungmin’s shared room. A thought incidentally flashes his mind. “If I was told about Kyuhyun’s Asins heel then, I will absolutely take revenge for what he’s done on my Hyukjae hubby.”
In front of Sungmin’s room.
DO NOT DISTURB.
"What the heck? Eagerly coming here for an answer just to take this irritating label?"
He's about to leave just when...
“ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH~~!!!!!!!"
A painful cry mightily floats through the thick ceiling to the outside and attacks right to Donghae’s ear-drums.
“Ouch! Why’s he so loud?!!! SUN-!”
DO NOT DISTURB.
Sometime when the magnae says “DO NOT DISTURB”, then you mustn’t break for it. It’s one nice rule to keep in mind for surviving.
So Donghae just covers his own mouth until it’s too late. He still has a continuous long life to live, a mother to take care of, a Hyukjae to passionately love, a tons of fan to receive love from and many more a-s to take.
With that, he decides to just silently lean closer to the door until his right ear gets contact with the cold solid surface.
“OHHH! KYUHYUNIE~~~ I HATE YOU!!!!”
“What? Sungmin hyung hates Kyuhyunie?” Donghae’s eyes widen with surprise.
“THERE…!!!!! OHH~ OH MY GOD KYU! PLEASE~~~~ AHHH!!!!”
“Please what?” Donghae strains his not-so-un-excellent brain at that. “Sungminnie hates Hyunie, he even pleads Hyunie not to do something, and cries for it… So-!”
>
“If you really wanna know, then it’s because our Sungminnie sometimes hurts and feels unwell. Kyuhyun needs to give an eye to him.”
“Why’s he hurt?”
“Because of the magnae?”
“Why him?”
“You really don’t know?”
“How do I know???”
“Then you shouldn’t know.”
>
“So the fact is Kyuhyun’s beating Sungmin savagely!!! Everybody tries to hide this secret because they’re afraid of being murdered!”
Another moan’s audible.
“That’s it!!! It explains why Sungmin hyung is always having bruises head over heals each morning. Sickening Kyu! He beats Sungmin every night and comforts him the morning after! I must rescue Sungmin hyung from those bloody hands!!!”
But Donghae-ssi, you gotta…
“Rescue him! Just now!!!”
But the magnae's commanded…
"BANG!!!!!!”
… “Do not disturb” T_T
Title: Do not disturb, Donghae!!!
Length: One-shot
Genre: General
Pairing: KyuMin
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Till the day when Donghae can't remain his innocence anymore.
One ordinary day, in the living room.
“Kyu! Hand me my bunny~~~”
“But hyung… I’m busy trying to kill this creature…”
“Bunny~”
“But…”
“Bunny~~ Where are you~?”
“Shh.. Okay.”
“And my arms’re damn hurt, too~”
“Okay, okay!!”
Donghae’s now eying the two certain guys with a confusing look. He has even dropped his jaw seeing Kyuhyun be tear away from his PC that easily. No one dares to disturb him when he’s being with his eternal lover a.k.a PC. Yup. No one. No way. No exception. But that bunny man DARES to!!! Incredible!
If you don’t know, being curious is something that Donghae could die of. Absolutely he can’t just keep it himself.
In the kitchen.
“Umma, why’s that?”
“Why’s what, sweetie?”
“How can that arrogant magnae all obedient to our sweet bunny?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean the magnae’s never ever been kind to anyone of us, except Sungminnie!”
“Oh, that’s kind of obvious, honey.”
“Then why’s that obvious?”
“It’s just obvious in an obvious way. Pft-!!!”
“Umma!!!”
This! Even makes Donghae more confusing! How can such a weird thing be called an obvious thing?!
In Kibum’s Room.
“Is it obvious that Kyuhyun’s always obedient to Sungmin only, Bummie?”
“What? Oh, I see. You’re confusing at that, aren’t you?”
“Yeah, but no one seems like giving me clearly a response.”
“If you really wanna know, then it’s because our Sungminnie sometimes hurts and feels unwell. Kyuhyun needs to give an eye to him.”
“Why’s he hurt?”
“Because of the magnae?”
“Why him?”
“You really don’t know?”
“How do I know???”
“Then you shouldn’t know.”
“Bummie!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Why does everybody gotta tease my brain here and there?” Donghae whines inwardly. “I’ll go and ask Sungmin hyung in person!”
And with a determined look on his face, Donghae heads towards Kyuhyun and Sungmin’s shared room. A thought incidentally flashes his mind. “If I was told about Kyuhyun’s Asins heel then, I will absolutely take revenge for what he’s done on my Hyukjae hubby.”
In front of Sungmin’s room.
DO NOT DISTURB.
"What the heck? Eagerly coming here for an answer just to take this irritating label?"
He's about to leave just when...
“ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH~~!!!!!!!"
A painful cry mightily floats through the thick ceiling to the outside and attacks right to Donghae’s ear-drums.
“Ouch! Why’s he so loud?!!! SUN-!”
DO NOT DISTURB.
Sometime when the magnae says “DO NOT DISTURB”, then you mustn’t break for it. It’s one nice rule to keep in mind for surviving.
So Donghae just covers his own mouth until it’s too late. He still has a continuous long life to live, a mother to take care of, a Hyukjae to passionately love, a tons of fan to receive love from and many more a-s to take.
With that, he decides to just silently lean closer to the door until his right ear gets contact with the cold solid surface.
“OHHH! KYUHYUNIE~~~ I HATE YOU!!!!”
“What? Sungmin hyung hates Kyuhyunie?” Donghae’s eyes widen with surprise.
“THERE…!!!!! OHH~ OH MY GOD KYU! PLEASE~~~~ AHHH!!!!”
“Please what?” Donghae strains his not-so-un-excellent brain at that. “Sungminnie hates Hyunie, he even pleads Hyunie not to do something, and cries for it… So-!”
>
“If you really wanna know, then it’s because our Sungminnie sometimes hurts and feels unwell. Kyuhyun needs to give an eye to him.”
“Why’s he hurt?”
“Because of the magnae?”
“Why him?”
“You really don’t know?”
“How do I know???”
“Then you shouldn’t know.”
>
“So the fact is Kyuhyun’s beating Sungmin savagely!!! Everybody tries to hide this secret because they’re afraid of being murdered!”
Another moan’s audible.
“That’s it!!! It explains why Sungmin hyung is always having bruises head over heals each morning. Sickening Kyu! He beats Sungmin every night and comforts him the morning after! I must rescue Sungmin hyung from those bloody hands!!!”
But Donghae-ssi, you gotta…
“Rescue him! Just now!!!”
But the magnae's commanded…
"BANG!!!!!!”
… “Do not disturb” T_T