There were some things that Megamind had never expected to experience. Among these things were: a significant other, a home that was more, well, homely than a prison or an abandoned power plant and - oh, the face he once would have wanted to, and still did, to a degree, pull at the thought - gainful employment.

Well, he still argued that the ( Read more... )

Megamind usually had a fairly good grasp of time, although one might not think it from watching how long he would spend working on a project without breaking off for food or sleep. The fact was, though, he knew how long he'd been working for and what he had missed; he simply didn't care.

Now, though, all of that seemed to have vanished. Time was ( Read more... )

Who: Megamind (mygiantbluehead ) and Roxanne (neveradamsel )
What: Roxanne comes back from the dead.
Where: The Dressing Room.
When: Three days after this log.
Warnings: References to, and discussion of, mercy killing.

Three days had passed since he'd done it.

Three days - seventy-two hours - four thousand, three hundred and twenty minutes - two hundred and fifty-nine thousand, ( Read more... )

Who: Megamind (brokeruletwo ) and Roxanne (keptonbreathing )
What: Megamind botched his last plan. Roxanne wants answers.
Where: Evil Lair
When: Early July

( I couldn't speak; I dropped the phone )

Who: Megamind (sympathyforblue ) and Roxanne (neveryourdamsel )
What: Roxanne has something very important to tell her lover.
When: A few months into their nightly liasons.
Where: City Hall
Warnings: References to mental trauma, torture and abortion (and possibly unusual methods thereof).

( You turn to me and smile, )

Who: Megamind (sympathyforblue ) and Roxanne (neveryourdamsel )
What: Megamind has suspicions about the relationship between Roxanne and one of his doubles.
When: Now-ish?
Where: The Dressing Room
Warnings: Insanity, implications and evidence of an abusive relationship and other unpleasant things.

( I'd die for you, you know I would. )

Who: Megamind (sympathyforblue), Roxanne (neveryourdamsel )
What: The overlord and the rebel leader meet for dinner... And possibly more.
When: Early evening
Where: City Hall
Warnings: References (at least) to sexual situations.

( I've been patient, I've been gracious. )

Who: Professor Gustave Myros (mygiantbluehead ), Professor Rapunzel Lily.
What: Discussing the coming school year and the challenges and rewards it will bring. Also, fluff.
When: Late August.
Where: The Hogwarts Express.

(  Gustave had never expected to become a teacher, much less hold a post at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. )

Who: Mommymind (mommymind ) and Megamind (notpredictable )
What: "Bonding time".
Where: The Dressing Room
Warnings: INCEST. Seriously, what are we even doing here we are going to go to hell.

She had been there for almost a week.

How had so many days gone by so quickly? She had of course heard the saying that time flies when fun is to be had, but she had been far from ( Read more... )

Who: Megamind (sympathyforblue ) and Roxanne (neveryourdamsel )
What: Another day dawns, another battle is fought and suddenly the whole dynamic changes.
Warnings: References to sex. Violence and gore. Past and present psychological trauma. Possible cursing.

( It's the moment of truth and the moment to lie )