"Your birth, O Virgin Mother of God, proclaims joy to the whole world, for from you arose the glorious Sun of Justice, Christ our God; he freed us from the age-old curse and filled us with holiness; he destroyed death and gave us eternal life ( Read more... )

This made me giggle (especially since I woke up to a snow-covered yard this morning), and I think y'all will get a lol out of it, too:

What Southerners Do Wrong in Winter Weather