Please adhere to the following guidelines.
1. If you're going to play your violin in your room, don't do it at two in the morning.
2. If you're going to play your violin in your room at two in the morning, use your mute.
3. If you're going to play your violin in your room at two in the morning without a
mute, play WELL, you cruel fucking bitch.
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