Truth time... but only because kita0610 will read this and I want to make her pass liquid out of her nose.
When I read your bad!fic post, I was completely serious about you having mocked my fic. I have used probably 60% of those cliches in my porn. I love them, and I'm not ashamed, either. They have their roots in reality and I cling to them. And yes, like Snow, I too have had some lovely cock that I would happily and repeatedly describe as velvet over steel. Absolutely.
And, btw? Nothing sucks more than a weak orgasm. It's like an interrupted sneeze. In fairness, a dry fuck is worse. And sucking saggy ball bags. NOT THAT I HAVE lately but only because you know, the wife wouldn't approve and one day even Dave's will sag. Gravity is nobody's friend. Not even to the Big Boreanaz Ball Bag. I bet you dollars to donuts it's already heading toward his knees. Come 40 he's gonna need a tuck.*cough
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Smegma leaves me speechless too. Oh my goddess, that's gotta go in a Spike fic. Must. He brings beer to meetings and is a stranger to hygeine. *facepalm*
No apologies necessary :-D at all. I should apologize for the brillo pubes -- but that's a classic.
hahaha! I thought about prefacing this, explaining what I was doing, and yep, what I came up with was gossip columnist. Except, one of those 19th c. ones where everyone knew everybody.
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OMG DAMNIT, YOU H0R, I CAN NEVER UN-KNOW THAT!
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But damn, good ep, imo.
(((lotsa hugs))))
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Fod Tivod it, I'm hoping to catch it this weekend, some time.
((thanks))
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*cries*
*looks for our A/S wrestling thread to cleanse brain*
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When I read your bad!fic post, I was completely serious about you having mocked my fic. I have used probably 60% of those cliches in my porn. I love them, and I'm not ashamed, either. They have their roots in reality and I cling to them. And yes, like Snow, I too have had some lovely cock that I would happily and repeatedly describe as velvet over steel. Absolutely.
And, btw? Nothing sucks more than a weak orgasm. It's like an interrupted sneeze. In fairness, a dry fuck is worse. And sucking saggy ball bags. NOT THAT I HAVE lately but only because you know, the wife wouldn't approve and one day even Dave's will sag. Gravity is nobody's friend. Not even to the Big Boreanaz Ball Bag. I bet you dollars to donuts it's already heading toward his knees. Come 40 he's gonna need a tuck.*cough ( ... )
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Smegma leaves me speechless too. Oh my goddess, that's gotta go in a Spike fic. Must. He brings beer to meetings and is a stranger to hygeine. *facepalm*
No apologies necessary :-D at all. I should apologize for the brillo pubes -- but that's a classic.
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I TRY TO SCRUB THIS KIND OF THING FROM MY BRAIN. With steel wool.
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Witty recs and bits of information! My favorite kind! *pets post*
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