Because you're a horrible harpy who hates the world???
Slow on the uptake, eh?
You mean you want it should've been Spike sucking Angel's drooping nut sack? Don't make me break out lostakasha's 'brillo pubes' and 'his cleaved, wormlike shaft'.
Well. There was a fic I actually read once that had someone inserting their tongue into their girlfriend's clitoris. Into.
And let's not start with the self lubing manholes. One of which is bad enough, but put them together and all I can picture is some poor construction worker in NYC wondering why whenever he has to do repairs on the subway covers, his hands get sticky.
It just makes me sad when girls don't know their girl parts. BECOME ACQUAINTED WITH YOUR VULVA, OMG.
Um. Self . . . lubricating? Apparently construction!Xander went down in there and installed lube tubes in the sewer system of Spike's body. And then Spike's subway came and he had to high tail it outta there.
Oh, fun! What more do you need, really? But I thought towns in California would taste more like cilantro, suntan lotion and crunchy people and motor parts.
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But damn, good ep, imo.
(((lotsa hugs))))
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Fod Tivod it, I'm hoping to catch it this weekend, some time.
((thanks))
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*cries*
*looks for our A/S wrestling thread to cleanse brain*
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Slow on the uptake, eh?
You mean you want it should've been Spike sucking Angel's drooping nut sack? Don't make me break out lostakasha's 'brillo pubes' and 'his cleaved, wormlike shaft'.
I need bleach for my eyeballs after that.
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And let's not start with the self lubing manholes. One of which is bad enough, but put them together and all I can picture is some poor construction worker in NYC wondering why whenever he has to do repairs on the subway covers, his hands get sticky.
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Um. Self . . . lubricating? Apparently construction!Xander went down in there and installed lube tubes in the sewer system of Spike's body. And then Spike's subway came and he had to high tail it outta there.
I need to go scrub off the top layer of my BRAIN.
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Here. Have some wine. Aids in the forgettin', man.
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I have good Shiraz.
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Great. Now I need chocolate.
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