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AHAHAHAH I found the cockroach! His corpse was stuck to one of my shirts on the floor, clearly en route to the miracle worker. Muahahahaha! My first reaction was "AHHHH you motherfucker!" in a super high-pitched voice. I'm still laughing at myself.

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So I don't know how to explain this phenomenon - and one might stop to think me disgusting - but, this morning after the cockroach's death by math book, I left his corpse on the carpeted floor of my room to be picked up by mom, brother, or cat upon my return from school (you kidding me? I wasn't gonna pick that shit up with my bare hands!). Well, ( Read more... )

I woke up to a cockroach crawling ridiculously close to my bed. For fear that the cockroach might burrow itself between my sheets and lay its eggs thus allowing the birth of thousands of ugly cockroach spawn to terrorize me at a later date, I decided to finally take matters into my own hands. With an old intermediate algebra hardcover book and ( Read more... )

There's the mother of all cockroaches in my room right now and I can't sleep because I refuse to kill cockroaches cuz of the fucking crunching noise they make when they go splat. DEAR GOD HELP ME, what to do????????