Cockroach Update

[letstalkcarrots]

I woke up to a cockroach crawling ridiculously close to my bed. For fear that the cockroach might burrow itself between my sheets and lay its eggs thus allowing the birth of thousands of ugly cockroach spawn to terrorize me at a later date, I decided to finally take matters into my own hands. With an old intermediate algebra hardcover book and music bumping quite loud for six in the morning (so as to not hear the disgusting crunching sound of death), thus ended the evildoer's reign of trepidation.

P.S. There are cats fighting (or fucking) right outside my window that sound like crying babies. Fuck this scary morning.