Would you get a look at this?
http://www.caninefreestyle.com/ Women dancing with their dogs. What have we been reduced to as women? I really can't understand why men think dancing is gay.
As I understand it: Swing dancing is lame, but the whiteboy headbob is the height of manliness.
And while I'm on the subject: cargo pants are ugly, your goatee looks like you're trying too hard and the "3-day rule" isn't fooling anybody. Grooming and consideration doesn't make you a metrosexual; just well-groomed and considerate.
In case anyone was wondering, this is why I don't date.