[as seen through the eyes of Mommy Leila ( Read more... )

My mother watches a lot of trashy TV. An episode of Access Hollywood was on.

The topic, Bieber and his Gomez lady friend.

The lady correspondent looks at the cam coyly and says in a "are they dumb?" voice, "He's sixteen and she's eighteen...that's illegal."

NOT IF THE AGE OF CONSENT FOR THAT STATE IS SIXTEEN, YOU STUPID CUNT.Also, depending, ( Read more... )

I didn't know when I sat down to watch an episode of Fox's Glee what I was getting into. I thought, "I keep hearing good stuff, I should check it out." -- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A SHOW-SHOW. XD I thought it was a reality show about a mean-spirited group of kids who wanted to make it big in the "ultimate glee club" -- like a mix of So You ( Read more... )

I blacked out Saturday night. One second I'm eating leftover tacos and watching Stand by Me with my brother (a movie we both love), and next I know, I'm waking up to my phone alarm for work (which I had the foresight to set fifteen hours earlier), curled up on the couch, shivering. My plate has disappeared, along with my glass of water ( Read more... )