Oh what the hell. I want one too.
I went to a pirate party last night. For which I dressed up as a sexy, sexy pirate, and drank root beer rum dammit!
We also watched Muppet Treasure Island, which movie I love with all my weasley little black piratey guts.
Reason number 34985734875639856 to love theater people: It was a sing-a-long. Because we're just that awesome. Also, WE DRESSED UP AS PIRATES. Kirsten made her own coat. And it KICKED ASS.
Yup.