Ahhh... How I love my imagination...
Just in case anyone was wondering, I found my toothbrush. It was on the windowsill in the bathroom. I did not put it there.
This leaves us with two options:
1. The Tooth Fairy, feeling particularly spiteful towards me because I refuse to get my wisdom teeth removed so that she can have them to add to her tooth castle in FairyLand, (and they're just the right size to finish off the roof of tower five, she knows they are,) flitted into my room last night, and stole my toothbrush. However, being small and unused to carrying objects bigger than her entire body, she made it only as far as the bathroom window before she had to abandon my toothbrush. This was ok with her though, because she knew that I would never think to look on a bathroom windowsill for a toothbrush that I expected to be in my room, and so I would be annoyed and have dirty teeth and possibly have to buy a new toothbrush, (and then I might find the first one and be REALLY annoyed,) and so it was almost as good as making off with the toothbrush entirely, and she felt she had righteously spited me. (Lucky for me though Erin did think to look on the bathroom windowsill, and I happen to sit next to her in Biology and happened to mention to her this morning that I was missing my toothbrush... And you can figure out the rest. But don't tell the Tooth Fairy.)
2. I accidentally left my toothbrush in the bathroom yesterday morning after brushing my teeth and either the cleaning ladies or someone from my floor moved it out of the way and onto the only other available flat surface (that was not the floor, because, eww) besides the counter, which was the windowsill. Then I went to Bio this morning and sat next to Erin, and said I lost my toothbrush and she said there was on on the windowsill in the bathroom and it did indeed turn out to be mine...
Now, both stories begin and end the same way. Which story do you prefer? Which is the better story?
I'll take the tiger Tooth Fairy, thank you very much.
This leaves us with two options:
1. The Tooth Fairy, feeling particularly spiteful towards me because I refuse to get my wisdom teeth removed so that she can have them to add to her tooth castle in FairyLand, (and they're just the right size to finish off the roof of tower five, she knows they are,) flitted into my room last night, and stole my toothbrush. However, being small and unused to carrying objects bigger than her entire body, she made it only as far as the bathroom window before she had to abandon my toothbrush. This was ok with her though, because she knew that I would never think to look on a bathroom windowsill for a toothbrush that I expected to be in my room, and so I would be annoyed and have dirty teeth and possibly have to buy a new toothbrush, (and then I might find the first one and be REALLY annoyed,) and so it was almost as good as making off with the toothbrush entirely, and she felt she had righteously spited me. (Lucky for me though Erin did think to look on the bathroom windowsill, and I happen to sit next to her in Biology and happened to mention to her this morning that I was missing my toothbrush... And you can figure out the rest. But don't tell the Tooth Fairy.)
2. I accidentally left my toothbrush in the bathroom yesterday morning after brushing my teeth and either the cleaning ladies or someone from my floor moved it out of the way and onto the only other available flat surface (that was not the floor, because, eww) besides the counter, which was the windowsill. Then I went to Bio this morning and sat next to Erin, and said I lost my toothbrush and she said there was on on the windowsill in the bathroom and it did indeed turn out to be mine...
Now, both stories begin and end the same way. Which story do you prefer? Which is the better story?
I'll take the tiger Tooth Fairy, thank you very much.