HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP
Why oh why did I go online on MSN for a brief moment, now Im staring down the barrel of working for my sister and heavily pregnant 19 yr old niece full time for some crazy VoIP company that i know nothing about but she insists she can teach me. You see this is what happens when you are starved for familial attention and decide to share something personal with a family member you successfully avoid 99.8% of the time such as (hey Ive moved in with my boyfriend, its great just looking for work now). CURSE. I dont know how to get out of it, I dont want to seem ungrateful but I just cant be tied so closely to my father's family, not after being away for so long. Although perhaps being the bosses sister would allow me to finally have a job Im free to slack off in. Maybe I should sleep on it.
Im so concerned Im drinking the awful tasting real estate white wine that came with the place.
Today I was told to "line up" by some southern suburbs cunt bus driver because it was first come first serve. I was so outraged I nearly caught another bus that would have required me to wait around longer just out of spite. Then on the bus some crazy lady from Applecross with an over sized pink bag and a copy of the paper under her arm told me a tale about how early this morning a bus driver had made her cry when he threatened to kick her off the bus when she couldnt find her purse, insisting she was just trying to get a "free ride." She protested by saying "Its 6:30am, I'm on my way to work, does it look like i wouldnt have a spare 80cents" I nodded into my new far to bright (Hey im living in a new part of town and thought I'd ditch the all black and try some colour) orange jumper and thought to myself, fuck lady I dont trust people who insist on small talk on public transport.
I
feel like I want to cry a little and eat salty peanuts.
Just another day in Bernie's life.
Im so concerned Im drinking the awful tasting real estate white wine that came with the place.
Today I was told to "line up" by some southern suburbs cunt bus driver because it was first come first serve. I was so outraged I nearly caught another bus that would have required me to wait around longer just out of spite. Then on the bus some crazy lady from Applecross with an over sized pink bag and a copy of the paper under her arm told me a tale about how early this morning a bus driver had made her cry when he threatened to kick her off the bus when she couldnt find her purse, insisting she was just trying to get a "free ride." She protested by saying "Its 6:30am, I'm on my way to work, does it look like i wouldnt have a spare 80cents" I nodded into my new far to bright (Hey im living in a new part of town and thought I'd ditch the all black and try some colour) orange jumper and thought to myself, fuck lady I dont trust people who insist on small talk on public transport.
I
feel like I want to cry a little and eat salty peanuts.
Just another day in Bernie's life.