Im sending an SOS email to you babe
I just sent an "SOS" email to a close friend where i made numerous references to being drunk, not being appreciated for my greatness and how if i had enough oil in my pantry to replace my old grotty deep fryer oil I could be bathing in hash browns and various other crunchy potato flavoured snacks right about now. Lets just say Im not coping so great with being alone again which is odd considering how much practice I've had in the passed. I guess we quickly forget such skills when we live with someone. I've been trying to pass the time when im not working by painting and watching Ally Mcbeal. The painting is relaxing up until the point when I realise just how pathetic my art is, and I mean seriously bad like Im some psycho in art therapy painting with an axe and a dirty toothpick. The Ally Mcbeal watching is different than I had expected considering I had always believed Calista Flockheart to be hugely unattractive and yet during various moments in the first few episodes I have found her rather appealing. Perhaps her looks rapidly deteriorate as the series goes on, I hope so. Have I forgot to mention this is only day 2 of a 26 odd day alone again adventure, If things continue I will be attempting Idol breathmint overdose at any moment.
As a tribute to my increasing Anxiety here is a list of the top five things pathetic things I have struggled to cope with in the past several days:
1. Yesterday I wanted to make a toasted sandwich after work only to find that my bread had gone mouldy.
2. Thanks to the new "if you pay a concession fare on the bus you must stand for the rich people" rule I am forced to play a treacherous game of "will bernadette fall on the bus this morning" every morning.
3. How unappreciated my observational humour is at work, rather than being thanked for bringing something light to the day I find myself getting looks from 15 yr olds that suggest they think I am cognitively impaired in some way.
4. How i will never realise my goal of becoming a professional goal shooter.
5. At my first attempt to log into live journal it kept coming up log in session expired.
SOS MARK
and bring the mints!
As a tribute to my increasing Anxiety here is a list of the top five things pathetic things I have struggled to cope with in the past several days:
1. Yesterday I wanted to make a toasted sandwich after work only to find that my bread had gone mouldy.
2. Thanks to the new "if you pay a concession fare on the bus you must stand for the rich people" rule I am forced to play a treacherous game of "will bernadette fall on the bus this morning" every morning.
3. How unappreciated my observational humour is at work, rather than being thanked for bringing something light to the day I find myself getting looks from 15 yr olds that suggest they think I am cognitively impaired in some way.
4. How i will never realise my goal of becoming a professional goal shooter.
5. At my first attempt to log into live journal it kept coming up log in session expired.
SOS MARK
and bring the mints!