answers to CLAMP Dear Abby letters
Yes, I know it's early but I'll be busy all day. =P
And tokyofish PWNED everybody. She only missed three, and Crysi and I actually missed at least one of the letters when the other posted them.
1. Dear Abby, I have a boy that I like, but recently he let himself be half-blinded in my place. I feel very angry that he'd do this, because I don't want to be protected at his expense, but I don't think he'll understand this. What should I say to him?
DOUMEKI ABOUT WATANUKI, XXXHOLIC - Crysi
2. Dear Abby, This boy I know keeps trying to crucify me on broken bits of buildings. Does this mean he likes me?
KAMUI ABOUT FUUMA, X - Meg
3. Dear Abby, Is it polite to promise to saw off someone's testicles with a dull butterknife if they hurt your brother?
HOKUTO ABOUT SEI-CHAN, TOKYO BABYLON - Meg
4. Dear Abby, There's a girl I like but there's another boy at school who seems to be interested in her. Should I rip his head off and be done with it?
LI-KUN ABOUT ERIOL, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA - Meg
5. Dear Abby, I know that a group of heroines are trying to save the world, but I'd really rather be dead and gone. Unfortunately, the existence of the world is predicated on my being here, alive. Is it selfish of me to try to get around them?
EMERAUDE ABOUT THE KNIGHTS, MAGIC KNIGHT RAYEARTH - Crysi
6. Dear Abby, I've fallen in love with one of my students and her cousin hates me. Should I try to forget the girl I love or run far away before her cousin manages to murder me?
FUJITAKA ABOUT NADESHIKO AND SONOMI, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA - Meg
7. Dear Abby, I'm involved with a much older woman, but lately I've felt attracted to my best friend. While my lover would likely forgive me due to my youth, my best friend is in something resembling a committed relationship. In addition, I think he knows that I feel for him. Should I approach my best friend about this or stay quiet and in the background?
NOKORU ABOUT CASABLANCA AND SUOH, CLAMP CAMPUS DECTECTIVES (ANIME CANON) - Crysi
8. Dear Abby, The girl I love has lost her memory and I'm trying to help her get it back. Is it proper for us to be travelling together? We have three companions with us but I can't help but feel that her brother is going to string me up by my toenails when we get home.
SYAORAN ABOUT SAKURA-HIME AND TOUYA-OU, TSUBASA - Meg
9. Dear Abby, My Darling love seems to be pushing me away all the time. I can tell that he loves me and wants me to be close to him, but he acts the exact opposite way. Is there some way I can coax him out of his shell? (Also, thank you for reprinting that excellent brownie recipe. They're a great hit, here.)
KENTAROU ABOUT TAKASHI, DUKYLON - Crysi
10. Dear Abby, My boyfriend keeps making up stories. HOW CAN I GET HIM TO STOP?
CHIHARU ABOUT YAMAZAKI-KUN, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA - Meg
11. Dear Abby, Is there a tactful way to ask what gender a person you like is?
YASHA-OU ABOUT ASHURA JR, RG VEDA - Meg
12. Dear Abby, I recently encountered someone I never met before who tells me we used to be in love in a past life. While I think that he's telling the truth, because I love him too, I'm not quite sure how to break the news to the people I know in /this/ life. What can you suggest to me?
SHUICHIRO ABOUT KOHAKU, WISH - Crysi
13. Dear Abby, How do you tactfully explain you don't want to live with someone because of their homocidal jealousy, and you've got a much nicer companion now?
RAN ABOUT A, CLOVER - both (Crysi came up with it, Meg poked it, Crysi poked it again, Meg came up with the final wording)
14. Dear Abby, My best friend is falling in love with a teacher at school. I don't like him. How do I warn her he's up to something?
HINA'S BEST FRIEND TOUKO ABOUT HINA AND ASOU-SENSEI, SUKI DAKARA SUKI - Meg
15. Dear Abby, My roommate drags me out of bed each morning in a really uncomfortable way somehow, and when we go to work, he's always bugging me. How can I make him stop bullying me?
KAZAHAYA ABOUT RIKUOU, LEGAL DRUG - Crysi
16. Dear Abby, My Master and I were like brother and sister, but now I'm developing different feelings for him. However, he's still a bit underage, despite his genius. Should I wait to say something to him, or should I grab the moment?
YUZUKI ABOUT MINORU, CHOBITS - Crysi
17. Dear Abby, I'm a mentor to a young girl, and therefore I follow her around...ah, go places with her often. How do I get people to stop pointing at me and saying that I'm a pervert?
ICCHAN ABOUT MISAKI, ANGELIC LAYER - Crysi
18. Dear Abby, Is there a tactful way to suggest to someone his parents may be a little unbalanced? He loves them very much, though.
UTAKO ABOUT AKIRA, TWENTY MASKS - Meg
And tokyofish PWNED everybody. She only missed three, and Crysi and I actually missed at least one of the letters when the other posted them.
1. Dear Abby, I have a boy that I like, but recently he let himself be half-blinded in my place. I feel very angry that he'd do this, because I don't want to be protected at his expense, but I don't think he'll understand this. What should I say to him?
DOUMEKI ABOUT WATANUKI, XXXHOLIC - Crysi
2. Dear Abby, This boy I know keeps trying to crucify me on broken bits of buildings. Does this mean he likes me?
KAMUI ABOUT FUUMA, X - Meg
3. Dear Abby, Is it polite to promise to saw off someone's testicles with a dull butterknife if they hurt your brother?
HOKUTO ABOUT SEI-CHAN, TOKYO BABYLON - Meg
4. Dear Abby, There's a girl I like but there's another boy at school who seems to be interested in her. Should I rip his head off and be done with it?
LI-KUN ABOUT ERIOL, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA - Meg
5. Dear Abby, I know that a group of heroines are trying to save the world, but I'd really rather be dead and gone. Unfortunately, the existence of the world is predicated on my being here, alive. Is it selfish of me to try to get around them?
EMERAUDE ABOUT THE KNIGHTS, MAGIC KNIGHT RAYEARTH - Crysi
6. Dear Abby, I've fallen in love with one of my students and her cousin hates me. Should I try to forget the girl I love or run far away before her cousin manages to murder me?
FUJITAKA ABOUT NADESHIKO AND SONOMI, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA - Meg
7. Dear Abby, I'm involved with a much older woman, but lately I've felt attracted to my best friend. While my lover would likely forgive me due to my youth, my best friend is in something resembling a committed relationship. In addition, I think he knows that I feel for him. Should I approach my best friend about this or stay quiet and in the background?
NOKORU ABOUT CASABLANCA AND SUOH, CLAMP CAMPUS DECTECTIVES (ANIME CANON) - Crysi
8. Dear Abby, The girl I love has lost her memory and I'm trying to help her get it back. Is it proper for us to be travelling together? We have three companions with us but I can't help but feel that her brother is going to string me up by my toenails when we get home.
SYAORAN ABOUT SAKURA-HIME AND TOUYA-OU, TSUBASA - Meg
9. Dear Abby, My Darling love seems to be pushing me away all the time. I can tell that he loves me and wants me to be close to him, but he acts the exact opposite way. Is there some way I can coax him out of his shell? (Also, thank you for reprinting that excellent brownie recipe. They're a great hit, here.)
KENTAROU ABOUT TAKASHI, DUKYLON - Crysi
10. Dear Abby, My boyfriend keeps making up stories. HOW CAN I GET HIM TO STOP?
CHIHARU ABOUT YAMAZAKI-KUN, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA - Meg
11. Dear Abby, Is there a tactful way to ask what gender a person you like is?
YASHA-OU ABOUT ASHURA JR, RG VEDA - Meg
12. Dear Abby, I recently encountered someone I never met before who tells me we used to be in love in a past life. While I think that he's telling the truth, because I love him too, I'm not quite sure how to break the news to the people I know in /this/ life. What can you suggest to me?
SHUICHIRO ABOUT KOHAKU, WISH - Crysi
13. Dear Abby, How do you tactfully explain you don't want to live with someone because of their homocidal jealousy, and you've got a much nicer companion now?
RAN ABOUT A, CLOVER - both (Crysi came up with it, Meg poked it, Crysi poked it again, Meg came up with the final wording)
14. Dear Abby, My best friend is falling in love with a teacher at school. I don't like him. How do I warn her he's up to something?
HINA'S BEST FRIEND TOUKO ABOUT HINA AND ASOU-SENSEI, SUKI DAKARA SUKI - Meg
15. Dear Abby, My roommate drags me out of bed each morning in a really uncomfortable way somehow, and when we go to work, he's always bugging me. How can I make him stop bullying me?
KAZAHAYA ABOUT RIKUOU, LEGAL DRUG - Crysi
16. Dear Abby, My Master and I were like brother and sister, but now I'm developing different feelings for him. However, he's still a bit underage, despite his genius. Should I wait to say something to him, or should I grab the moment?
YUZUKI ABOUT MINORU, CHOBITS - Crysi
17. Dear Abby, I'm a mentor to a young girl, and therefore I follow her around...ah, go places with her often. How do I get people to stop pointing at me and saying that I'm a pervert?
ICCHAN ABOUT MISAKI, ANGELIC LAYER - Crysi
18. Dear Abby, Is there a tactful way to suggest to someone his parents may be a little unbalanced? He loves them very much, though.
UTAKO ABOUT AKIRA, TWENTY MASKS - Meg