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I'm alone with nothing to do (which I guess could be a bad thing on a Friday night but is pretty yay atm). However.
I have here, within reach, a bottle of sparkling (yes, really) wine and a Twilight DVD.
PLEASE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF I THINK I AM ABOUT TO COMBINE THESE TWO INTO SOMETHING TERRIBLE.
21:46: Twilight live blogging :D And it's actually one glass of sparkling wine left :( (I still have red wine, so. Oh dear. A deer just ran over the screen.)
21:56: These teenagers look v. sickly indeed. Not only the vampires, all of them. Some of the vampires look a little hungover as well. None of them sparkles. I AM DISAPPOINT.
21:59: OH HELL YEAH the seat next to Edward is vacant. Very meaningfully so. I think there may have have been some wind machine action.
22:02: I'll never get through this movie. It is too fucking funny. (Edward just very meaningfully stormed out of the biology classroom. Because sitting next to Bella is just so intense or sth.)
22:04: Dramatic Exit Count!
Numbers of times Edward storms meaningfully out of a room or away from somewhere: IIIIIII (has this man any idea how to end a conversation like a normal person or what)
Numbers of times Bella storms meaningfully out of a room: II
22:10: "So are you enjoying the rain" must be the new "Tattooine is so full of sand", I gather. Also, these kids aren't very convincing at operating a microscope.
22:12: Edward Cullen is a creeper count! II (ok a million of those for watching Bella sleep wth) IIIIIIIIIIIII (ok another million for the watching Bella sleep thing)
22:17: They stole the "willugoballwime". Or maybe that's an universal teenager experience. I only had one big honking school dance, and that one didn't require dates. I'm so lucky.
22:32: CARE BEAR STARE. Seriously. He just drove away a bunch of thugs with the power of his stare. And I was just about to give up for reasons of boredom. Seriously, I don't know about this movie.
22:42: Supernaturally fast piggybacking. And SPARKLES. This shit can't be serious. It can't.
22:44: I was going to start a "Bella doesn't appear so very bright all of the time" count, but I don't want to wear out the I key.
22:54: I'm over an hour in and I don't know if this thing has a plot.
22:57: Edward *shows Bella to his room* - Bella: "No bed?" - Edward: "No, I don't sleep, like, ever" - Bella: "ok" *completely fails to make the obvious joke goddamn*
23:08: What was that it looked like sex and then it wasn't. (This was in Bella's room, for she has a bed and might have drawn that connection.)
23:10: What am I doing here. What is the meaning of life. Sparkly vampires are playing baseball.
23:33: Ok it may not have a plot but it has a showdown. I am however not sure what is happening. Sparkly vampires oscillate between trying to save Bella and trying to bite her. Srsly. Going vegetarian is not that hard, folks!
23:39: More smooching in a hospital bed. DO YOU SEE A THEME HERE EDWARD.
23:45: So Bella is like bite me already and Edward is like lolno so Bella is like *pout* ok maybe later and now apparently this thing is over. Thank god. What the hell did I just watch.
I have here, within reach, a bottle of sparkling (yes, really) wine and a Twilight DVD.
PLEASE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF I THINK I AM ABOUT TO COMBINE THESE TWO INTO SOMETHING TERRIBLE.
21:46: Twilight live blogging :D And it's actually one glass of sparkling wine left :( (I still have red wine, so. Oh dear. A deer just ran over the screen.)
21:56: These teenagers look v. sickly indeed. Not only the vampires, all of them. Some of the vampires look a little hungover as well. None of them sparkles. I AM DISAPPOINT.
21:59: OH HELL YEAH the seat next to Edward is vacant. Very meaningfully so. I think there may have have been some wind machine action.
22:02: I'll never get through this movie. It is too fucking funny. (Edward just very meaningfully stormed out of the biology classroom. Because sitting next to Bella is just so intense or sth.)
22:04: Dramatic Exit Count!
Numbers of times Edward storms meaningfully out of a room or away from somewhere: IIIIIII (has this man any idea how to end a conversation like a normal person or what)
Numbers of times Bella storms meaningfully out of a room: II
22:10: "So are you enjoying the rain" must be the new "Tattooine is so full of sand", I gather. Also, these kids aren't very convincing at operating a microscope.
22:12: Edward Cullen is a creeper count! II (ok a million of those for watching Bella sleep wth) IIIIIIIIIIIII (ok another million for the watching Bella sleep thing)
22:17: They stole the "willugoballwime". Or maybe that's an universal teenager experience. I only had one big honking school dance, and that one didn't require dates. I'm so lucky.
22:32: CARE BEAR STARE. Seriously. He just drove away a bunch of thugs with the power of his stare. And I was just about to give up for reasons of boredom. Seriously, I don't know about this movie.
22:42: Supernaturally fast piggybacking. And SPARKLES. This shit can't be serious. It can't.
22:44: I was going to start a "Bella doesn't appear so very bright all of the time" count, but I don't want to wear out the I key.
22:54: I'm over an hour in and I don't know if this thing has a plot.
22:57: Edward *shows Bella to his room* - Bella: "No bed?" - Edward: "No, I don't sleep, like, ever" - Bella: "ok" *completely fails to make the obvious joke goddamn*
23:08: What was that it looked like sex and then it wasn't. (This was in Bella's room, for she has a bed and might have drawn that connection.)
23:10: What am I doing here. What is the meaning of life. Sparkly vampires are playing baseball.
23:33: Ok it may not have a plot but it has a showdown. I am however not sure what is happening. Sparkly vampires oscillate between trying to save Bella and trying to bite her. Srsly. Going vegetarian is not that hard, folks!
23:39: More smooching in a hospital bed. DO YOU SEE A THEME HERE EDWARD.
23:45: So Bella is like bite me already and Edward is like lolno so Bella is like *pout* ok maybe later and now apparently this thing is over. Thank god. What the hell did I just watch.