LLS 2.2 Desk Humor

Dec 13, 2002 23:17


LJmrkilborn: Gigantic show tonight... The Chief Justice of Music: Simon Cowell is here!

simon the idol:

LJmrkilborn: And everyone’s favorite Heartthrob... Nikki McKibbin!

NikkiMcKi: *smiles*

LJmrkilborn: Of course, Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini were supposed to appear.

LJmrkilborn: Somehow neither one of them has shown up.

simon the idol: They're probably off shagging someplace.
LJTimmy6: *claps and yells* go nikki!

LJmrkilborn: We'll get to the bottom of this at some point.

LJmrkilborn: Right now, though, let's check the news!

“In The News” is brought to you by “Orange.” “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”

NikkiMcKi: *Grins at Timmy*

LJmrkilborn: In “Glitter”ing sales news, Mariah Carey’s new album “Charmbracelet” sold over 250,000 copies in a week!

LJmrkilborn: Apparently there was a huge run on Christmas coasters.

simon the idol: ROFLOL!!!!
simon the idol: That is so true. I've heard the album.

LJmrkilborn: Mariah seemed pleased about the results and promised to have a nervous breakdown before releasing every album from now on.

AnythingsErin: lol! thats great
NikkiMcKi: LOL!

LJmrkilborn: In “Man Meat Market” action, The GQ Man of the Year Awards were handed out last night and will be televised Saturday on NBC.

LJmrkilborn: Winners include Denzel Washington, Kiefer Sutherland and Hugh Grant. Plus some of our favorites like The Wallflowers and Chris Isaak will be performing on the telecast.

LJmrkilborn: Unfortunately, my Ascot Friday concept was overlooked by the voters.

simon the idol: No!

LJmrkilborn: however a special award was presented to the Joe Boxer dancing guy for showing his package in those new Christmas commercials.

simon the idol: *CLAP*!!!
NikkiMcKi: Oh God

LJmrkilborn: In “Nick of Time” news, Actor Nick Nolte was arraigned today in his DWI case. He’ll pay 500 dollars and he gets three years probation.

LJmrkilborn: As for driving under the influence of GHB, the so-called “Date Rape” drug, the cops said that the embarrassment of that was punishment enough.

NikkiMcKi: lol!

LJmrkilborn: And finally, get ready for Rocky Six. Sylvester Stallone has agreed to do the fifth sequel to his 1976 Oscar Winning Best Picture.

LJmrkilborn: In the new film Rocky comes out of retirement one last time... Until the authorities find him and take him back to the Nursing Home.

XNellyNell Dirty: heh
AnythingsErin: lol~
simon the idol: laughs

LJmrkilborn: There’s your news! Right Back with Simon Cowell!
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