LJmrkilborn: Gigantic show tonight... The Chief Justice of Music: Simon Cowell is here!
simon the idol:
LJmrkilborn: And everyone’s favorite Heartthrob... Nikki McKibbin!
NikkiMcKi: *smiles*
LJmrkilborn: Of course, Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini were supposed to appear.
LJmrkilborn: Somehow neither one of them has shown up.
simon the idol: They're probably off shagging someplace.
LJTimmy6: *claps and yells* go nikki!
LJmrkilborn: We'll get to the bottom of this at some point.
LJmrkilborn: Right now, though, let's check the news!
“In The News” is brought to you by “Orange.” “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
NikkiMcKi: *Grins at Timmy*
LJmrkilborn: In “Glitter”ing sales news, Mariah Carey’s new album “Charmbracelet” sold over 250,000 copies in a week!
LJmrkilborn: Apparently there was a huge run on Christmas coasters.
simon the idol: ROFLOL!!!!
simon the idol: That is so true. I've heard the album.
LJmrkilborn: Mariah seemed pleased about the results and promised to have a nervous breakdown before releasing every album from now on.
AnythingsErin: lol! thats great
NikkiMcKi: LOL!
LJmrkilborn: In “Man Meat Market” action, The GQ Man of the Year Awards were handed out last night and will be televised Saturday on NBC.
LJmrkilborn: Winners include Denzel Washington, Kiefer Sutherland and Hugh Grant. Plus some of our favorites like The Wallflowers and Chris Isaak will be performing on the telecast.
LJmrkilborn: Unfortunately, my Ascot Friday concept was overlooked by the voters.
simon the idol: No!
LJmrkilborn: however a special award was presented to the Joe Boxer dancing guy for showing his package in those new Christmas commercials.
simon the idol: *CLAP*!!!
NikkiMcKi: Oh God
LJmrkilborn: In “Nick of Time” news, Actor Nick Nolte was arraigned today in his DWI case. He’ll pay 500 dollars and he gets three years probation.
LJmrkilborn: As for driving under the influence of GHB, the so-called “Date Rape” drug, the cops said that the embarrassment of that was punishment enough.
NikkiMcKi: lol!
LJmrkilborn: And finally, get ready for Rocky Six. Sylvester Stallone has agreed to do the fifth sequel to his 1976 Oscar Winning Best Picture.
LJmrkilborn: In the new film Rocky comes out of retirement one last time... Until the authorities find him and take him back to the Nursing Home.
XNellyNell Dirty: heh
AnythingsErin: lol~
simon the idol: laughs
LJmrkilborn: There’s your news! Right Back with Simon Cowell!