*Late Late Show Theme begins*
LJmrkilborn: Oh! Gorgeous Hollywood Hills in Los Angeles, California! It’s the Late Late Show With Craig Kilborn!
simon the idol: *CLAP!*
LJmrkilborn: Tonight! From American Idol, Simon Cowell!
simon the idol: *CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!**CLAP!*
NikkiMcKi: *clapclap*
LJmrkilborn: And Nikki McKibbin!
NikkiMcKi: *clap!*
LJTimmy6: *claps*
LJmrkilborn: Ladies and Gentlemen... Look! It’s Mr. Craig Kilborn!
simon the idol: *polite applause*
(”Play That Funky Music” by Wild Cherry begins)
(Craig comes out waving to the crowd)
simon the idol: ;-)
AnythingsErin: *claps*
LJmrkilborn: Thank you! Hello! Welcome to your Late Late Show. I’m Craiggers.
NikkiMcKi: *pokes Simon*
NikkiMcKi: *clapclapclap*
simon the idol: *Clap*
LJmrkilborn: The court has given her adopted children back to Paula Poundstone, despite the fact that she was arrested for child endangerment after a DWI with the kids in her car.
LJmrkilborn: The judge in the case said it was either return them to Paula, or roll the dice with Michael Jackson.
simon the idol: LOL!
NikkiMcKi: LOLOL!
LJmrkilborn: Moby was beaten to a pulp by strangers in a parking lot in Boston.
LJmrkilborn: Though he didn’t see who did it the attackers left a tell tale clue: A pack of White Chocolate M & M’s.
simon the idol: LOL!!!!
LJmrkilborn: And the new Star Trek Movie opened today to mixed reviews.
LJmrkilborn: The geeks loved it, but the dorks thought it sucked.
NikkiMcKi: hehehe
AnythingsErin: lol!
(Craig walks to his desk while “The Late Late Show Theme” by Chris Isaak plays)