LLS 2.2 Simon Cowell Segment One

Dec 13, 2002 23:30



LJmrkilborn: My first guest is the myth, the man, the legend. He is the driving force behind the Fox smash hit “American Idol.”

LJmrkilborn: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Cowell!

LJmrkilborn: (Stands and meets Simon)

simon the idol: Hello Craig!

NikkiMcKi: *slaps Simon's ass while he walks out*

LJmrkilborn: (Shakes hands and escorts him to desk)

LJmrkilborn: There he is.

simon the idol: And there you are!

LJmrkilborn: Welcome back.

simon the idol: Glad to be back.

LJmrkilborn: You're the very first repeat guest on the show. And your last appearance wasn't that long ago.

LJmrkilborn: It was August 11th.

simon the idol: What can I say? Your show is the best.

simon the idol: Other than mine, of course!

NikkiMcKi: *laughs*

LJmrkilborn: I picked the winner.

simon the idol: You did!

LJmrkilborn: I picked Kelly out!

LJmrkilborn: But maybe it's because she was already a singer? I don't know.

simon the idol: There's a little controversy about that.

LJmrkilborn: Let's talk about that. So, according to the rules, you had to be an amateur to be in the show.

simon the idol: Kelly was just a backup singer on three songs.

LJmrkilborn: So, that doesn't count against her?

simon the idol: I have discussed this with the Fox lawyers and Kelly will be vindicated.

LJmrkilborn: So there's really no controversy?

simon the idol: Some people are trying to start controversy where there shouldn't be any.

LJmrkilborn: *nods* Well, that's where I come in!

simon the idol: Kelly will forever and always be the first American Idol winner.

simon the idol: Besides, if she gave up the title then we'd have to give it to Justin, and frankly, we don't have the budget for his hair.

LJmrkilborn: Hea! Good point. But Kelly was going to be on the show tonight and she didn't make it! Very disappointing.

simon the idol: I don't know what's up with that. There is some drama going on between Ryan Starr/Kelly Clarkson and Justin, but I don't have all the details.

NikkiMcKi: *busts up laughing*

LJmrkilborn: Really... ? What details do you have?

AnythingsErin: *laughs*

simon the idol: Justin and Kelly are married but I think he still has feelings for Ryan, his ex.

LJmrkilborn: I see. That Justin is quite a playa.

simon the idol: Quite.

LJmrkilborn: But then again... the man right here is as well...

NikkiMcKi: *sits down in her chair*

simon the idol: I've settled down a bit, Craig.

simon the idol: I've found true love.

LJmrkilborn: Uh huh... and with whom?

NikkiMcKi: *smiles*

simon the idol: Nikki.

LJmrkilborn: Nikki, who will be out later!

LJmrkilborn: But didn't you rake her over the coals all last year?

simon the idol: Yes. But we've discussed this, and she appreciated it.

NikkiMcKi: *winks at Timmy and Erin and waves a little*

LJmrkilborn: A thin line between love and hate.

simon the idol: I'm glad I crossed the line.

simon the idol: I fought with her and she fought back. That was new, scary, and exciting.

LJTimmy6: *tries to wink back and wave*

LJmrkilborn: A matched pair.

AnythingsErin: *waves*

simon the idol: she is my opposite, my equal, my everything.

LJmrkilborn: Are you both happy?

simon the idol: more than happy.

simon the idol: We're engaged.

LJmrkilborn: Wow! Congratulations!

NikkiMcKi: *grins*
AnythingsErin: awww!
LJTimmy6: so are they getting married?

LJmrkilborn: We'll talk more about this when she comes out.

simon the idol: Time for five questions?

LJmrkilborn: You're rushing us along

LJmrkilborn: I want to get to the music scene...

simon the idol: sure

LJmrkilborn: I want to find out a little about the new season of AI...

LJmrkilborn: And we'll do all of that when we come back!

LJmrkilborn: More with Simon after this!

NikkiMcKi: *stands up and stretches*
simon the idol: (family fleece)
NikkiMcKi: AGH!
LJTimmy6: Nikki..why do you hate that so much?
NikkiMcKi: Because I look like an idiot
simon the idol: you don't look bad at all... tamyra on the other hand...
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