....could you find a traffic jam caused by an alligator.

I'm too amused right now.

We went to Nevin's for dinner, and had a very cute Asian waitress. As we're paying the bill:

calhin: Don't forget to leave your number.
teki: Should it be my email instead?
calhin: Your number. But not in inches.
Me and sabrielrose, simultaneously: Nine and seven-eighths!

Oh Alice in Wonderland as shown at B-Fest, you win!

Also:

lassarina: Oh hell I didn't even know what " ( Read more... )

On the subject of Exalted:

stephen_poon: try not to get beaten too badly
lassarina: heh
lassarina: but that's the fun
lassarina: besides
lassarina: the more I break melzer's brain (in retaliation) the better.
stephen_poon: oh, then I wish that you have the crap beaten out of you with many a large cock
lassarina: lmao
lassarina: nice XD
stephen_poon: hahaha, naughty you mean. with a side of chains and spikes.
lassarina: Yes.  that.

This song's been stuck in my head for the last few days, and listening to it tonight it brought up that "you know, as much as some things suck for me, I really do have it good" realisation that I occasionally come to. Anyway, this has long been a favourite of mine:

I could tell he'd had a tough life ( Read more... )

My horoscope for tomorrow:

Pay especially close attention to your friends today, Lassarina. If you can, join together with other women, and feel the power of intense femininity. Indulge in activities that promote pride and respect for your minds and bodies. The feminine movement has come a long way, but there is still much more work that needs to ( Read more... )

*dies laughing*

I opened up my Yahoo Mail today after something like 2 months of not checking it.

Note the "Unread Mail" number in the following image.


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Tidbit from my Medieval Europe reading that gives me one more reason to love both my major, and the Plantagenet dynasty ( Read more... )

So I've been reding Gardner's Witchcraft Today. In it, he makes a number of patently absurd assertions, one of them being that the Norman conquerers married the Fair Folk ( Read more... )

They just had this lovely little fight in my head.

Brighid: Okay, so now comes the sweet romantic scene...
Niouriki: NO! FIGHT! WAR! KILL! DIE!
Itazura: The cows can stand on their heads while the flowers grow underground and the fish climb onto the clouds.
Brighid: *sigh* Very well, I suppose the dramatic climax of the subplot may precede ( Read more... )

"Now remember kids, when life hands you lemons, check into the nearest detox system because if you think that life itself is somehow capable of physically manifesting before you to dispense fruit, you are clearly hallucinating bigtime. "--Google