My muses are insane
They just had this lovely little fight in my head.
Brighid: Okay, so now comes the sweet romantic scene...
Niouriki: NO! FIGHT! WAR! KILL! DIE!
Itazura: The cows can stand on their heads while the flowers grow underground and the fish climb onto the clouds.
Brighid: *sigh* Very well, I suppose the dramatic climax of the subplot may precede the romantic scene.
Niouriki: Does it involve blood and death?
Itazura: I want the hero's head to turn into a pumpkin.
Niouriki: BLOOD AND DEATH! KILLING! DIE!
Brighid: This is a ROMANCE, not a war epic....
Niouriki: Who died and made you God?
Brighid: Well I am a Celtic fire goddess.
Itazura: PIES FOR EVERYONE!
Brighid: Okay, so now comes the sweet romantic scene...
Niouriki: NO! FIGHT! WAR! KILL! DIE!
Itazura: The cows can stand on their heads while the flowers grow underground and the fish climb onto the clouds.
Brighid: *sigh* Very well, I suppose the dramatic climax of the subplot may precede the romantic scene.
Niouriki: Does it involve blood and death?
Itazura: I want the hero's head to turn into a pumpkin.
Niouriki: BLOOD AND DEATH! KILLING! DIE!
Brighid: This is a ROMANCE, not a war epic....
Niouriki: Who died and made you God?
Brighid: Well I am a Celtic fire goddess.
Itazura: PIES FOR EVERYONE!