Tales of July 4th nothings...
Top 5 reasons why I hate patriotic holidays in the ghetto
5.)Neighbors performing Gospel karaoke in their backyards.
4.)Every novice grill master makes an appearance at this time, the stink is overwhelming of lighter fluid, half the neighbors are now missing eyebrows.
3.)Burnt hotdogs (see point number 3)being chucked over the backyard fence (into my yard)by the neighbor's children. Hounds swear it's raining pork and refuse to come inside now.
2.)Every jack ass with a book of matches setting off fireworks/fire crackers between the hours of 7am to 6am. It's the only time of year one cannot differentiate between crackers and gun fire, as they sound exactly alike. Said jackasses sending firework into tree and running into house to hide when the fire department finally comes.
"Dave's not here, man"
1.)Neighbors performing Gospel karaoke in their backyards.......after copious amounts of beer.
<-> am this close to playing reflecting god at top decibel!
5.)Neighbors performing Gospel karaoke in their backyards.
4.)Every novice grill master makes an appearance at this time, the stink is overwhelming of lighter fluid, half the neighbors are now missing eyebrows.
3.)Burnt hotdogs (see point number 3)being chucked over the backyard fence (into my yard)by the neighbor's children. Hounds swear it's raining pork and refuse to come inside now.
2.)Every jack ass with a book of matches setting off fireworks/fire crackers between the hours of 7am to 6am. It's the only time of year one cannot differentiate between crackers and gun fire, as they sound exactly alike. Said jackasses sending firework into tree and running into house to hide when the fire department finally comes.
"Dave's not here, man"
1.)Neighbors performing Gospel karaoke in their backyards.......after copious amounts of beer.
<-> am this close to playing reflecting god at top decibel!