June is Bustin' Out All OOOOOVEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...
aaaaaaaaaall over the meadow
an' the hiiiiiiiiiiiiiill!
buds're BUSTin' outta bushes (lol bushes)
an' the-- *SOMEthin' mumble mumble*
just because it's JUNE
JUNE
JUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!
whatever. you get my point. ah, the memories. sometimes i wish my Emerson classmates would get on LJ so we could reminisce over our glory days. but then. we do that on MySpace, so... nevermind.
it should be noted though, that June? it's almost over. WTF, man. is it me or is time seriously flying?
i ain't done a damned thing all day except play on LJ!
if you read that right, it rhymed. 'cause i got skillz, yo.
i'm adding this to my profile. it comes from the always Prolific Planic (aeroplanic:
The World According to Lano (as interpreted by cyber friends who seem to know her better than folk she done spent her entire life with)
Lano rule numero uno: Drunk always, mainlines vodka (addendum: top shelf Tequila, preferably Don Julio, Cazadores or Patron may be substituted and/or supplemented at any time)
Lano rule numero dos: Be as naked as possible at all times (addendum: and be the fuck PROUD of all rolls, lumps, bumps, scars, sags & stretch marks. just close the blinds, and if possible, leave the lights off, and most importantly, AVOID THE MOTHERFUCKING FULL LENGTH MIRROR)
Lano rule numero tres: Lano must have sexy man pecs attached to her person at all times (addendum: sexy is relative. chances are, if you have a 3rd leg, thou art sexy and could very likely have a go at the puss. just be funny, nice, charming, witty, smart, tall, good looking, good smelling, love laughter, and be GOOD AT SEX which includes but is not limited to: kissing, petting, necking, hugging, touching, feeling, and the all important WALL/FLOOR/BED BANG.)
c'est tout!
i mean, not much to ask, no?
it's fun in my world. i tell you, it's fun.
an' the hiiiiiiiiiiiiiill!
buds're BUSTin' outta bushes (lol bushes)
an' the-- *SOMEthin' mumble mumble*
just because it's JUNE
JUNE
JUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!
whatever. you get my point. ah, the memories. sometimes i wish my Emerson classmates would get on LJ so we could reminisce over our glory days. but then. we do that on MySpace, so... nevermind.
it should be noted though, that June? it's almost over. WTF, man. is it me or is time seriously flying?
i ain't done a damned thing all day except play on LJ!
if you read that right, it rhymed. 'cause i got skillz, yo.
i'm adding this to my profile. it comes from the always Prolific Planic (aeroplanic:
The World According to Lano (as interpreted by cyber friends who seem to know her better than folk she done spent her entire life with)
Lano rule numero uno: Drunk always, mainlines vodka (addendum: top shelf Tequila, preferably Don Julio, Cazadores or Patron may be substituted and/or supplemented at any time)
Lano rule numero dos: Be as naked as possible at all times (addendum: and be the fuck PROUD of all rolls, lumps, bumps, scars, sags & stretch marks. just close the blinds, and if possible, leave the lights off, and most importantly, AVOID THE MOTHERFUCKING FULL LENGTH MIRROR)
Lano rule numero tres: Lano must have sexy man pecs attached to her person at all times (addendum: sexy is relative. chances are, if you have a 3rd leg, thou art sexy and could very likely have a go at the puss. just be funny, nice, charming, witty, smart, tall, good looking, good smelling, love laughter, and be GOOD AT SEX which includes but is not limited to: kissing, petting, necking, hugging, touching, feeling, and the all important WALL/FLOOR/BED BANG.)
c'est tout!
i mean, not much to ask, no?
it's fun in my world. i tell you, it's fun.