i SUCK
hilarytheguy had a birthday yesterday. and i totally missed it. on MySpace AND on LJ. i'd been doing so well, remembering and stuff, too! )=
so solly.
yo Hil. babe. we've known each other, what, 2 minutes? those minutes are blessed by the cool gods, man, because you totally complete me! okay, not really, but it's fun to say so.
i hope it was a good one.
it'd better have been. if you hadn't moved from Laca all dumblike, i could've made sure you had fun. but. well. water. bridge. spilled milk, blah blah blah. you can't be blamed for the fact that you didn't know my fabulous self was here and that you can now only send me messages about the glory days of various Lacanian beaches, marshlands and creepy giant billboards of The Oprah Christ.
so. i forgive thee.
and even though i forgot? i did drink a whole 5th of Ketel One, just for you. so there, now, you see, i don't suck quite so much, do i?
so solly.
yo Hil. babe. we've known each other, what, 2 minutes? those minutes are blessed by the cool gods, man, because you totally complete me! okay, not really, but it's fun to say so.
i hope it was a good one.
it'd better have been. if you hadn't moved from Laca all dumblike, i could've made sure you had fun. but. well. water. bridge. spilled milk, blah blah blah. you can't be blamed for the fact that you didn't know my fabulous self was here and that you can now only send me messages about the glory days of various Lacanian beaches, marshlands and creepy giant billboards of The Oprah Christ.
so. i forgive thee.
and even though i forgot? i did drink a whole 5th of Ketel One, just for you. so there, now, you see, i don't suck quite so much, do i?