Y'know what? Inbreeding.
One of my more shining moments yesterday. Oh yes.
So. Because I simply cannot wait any longer.
Macedonia 0-1 England
...I weep. From the reports, Macedonia are a pretty solid side- but this is ENGLAND. Oh my boys. Whyfore you cause me so much grief? Immense love to dear Crouchy, who is as enormous as he is talented. As for you, Mr Steve McLaren:
IF PERFORMANCES DON'T IMPROVE AND DAVID IS NOT ON THE PITCH I SHALL PERSONALLY FLY TO YOUR HOUSE AND DROWN YOU IN GREEN GRAVY TO DEFEND HIS HONOUR.
There. Now I feel better. *hugs for David* Also, Mr Neville? Please to heal that leg so your brother can stop usurping your place AND number. I'm sure there are many grumpy pictures of you in the stands. *hugs for Gaz*
Mr Hargreaves? DON'T GET ATTACHED TO THAT NUMBER. That is all.
Ukraine 3-2 Georgia
Sheva power! Um, yeah, that's it. Go Ukraine!piles!
Norway 2-0 Moldova
D'aaww. I heart Norway so much. Mostly because of OLE, but they're all adorable. Squee!
Lithuania 1-2 Scotland
No Fletcher goal, but yay anyway! D'aww, he's even number 7! *pets him and his awkward cuteness*
Finland 1-1 Portugal
HAHAHAHAHAHA- I mean, oh darn, you didn't win. Shucks. *fails to control sniggers*
Slovakia 0-3 Czech Republic
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Darling Czechs, I heart you so. GOGO CAPTAIN ROSA!!!!!!!!!
Northern Ireland 3-2 Spain
Um, wow. Power to the Irish! I mean, I heart Spain, but wow! First Irish hat trick in fifteen years, eh? GOGO IRISH!
San Marino 0-13 Germany
No. That is not a typo. I am so not impressed. One of my biggest football pet peeves is when the better team crushes the opposition like that. Lukas, hon? You're amazing, but four goals? Honestly, guys. That's just pathetic. I'm not suggesting you play kickabout for the second half, seeing as you were up by six goals by then, but surely you could have done something to make it a fair game? Let your younger players on, perhaps? Bah. Pathetic.
Netherlands 3-0 Belarus
Much better. Poor Dutchies, you can't help it if your coach is a psychopath. *hugs for Oranje*
France 3-1 Italy
Refuse to put up picture. Gross. Just gross. They get their revenge for the WC Final, not that this match means much. Poor Italia, pick up the pieces and rally again, okay? *pets*
Ah, and I don't have time for anything else. Oh well. I'll be back, don't you worry ^__^
So. Because I simply cannot wait any longer.
Macedonia 0-1 England
...I weep. From the reports, Macedonia are a pretty solid side- but this is ENGLAND. Oh my boys. Whyfore you cause me so much grief? Immense love to dear Crouchy, who is as enormous as he is talented. As for you, Mr Steve McLaren:
IF PERFORMANCES DON'T IMPROVE AND DAVID IS NOT ON THE PITCH I SHALL PERSONALLY FLY TO YOUR HOUSE AND DROWN YOU IN GREEN GRAVY TO DEFEND HIS HONOUR.
There. Now I feel better. *hugs for David* Also, Mr Neville? Please to heal that leg so your brother can stop usurping your place AND number. I'm sure there are many grumpy pictures of you in the stands. *hugs for Gaz*
Mr Hargreaves? DON'T GET ATTACHED TO THAT NUMBER. That is all.
Ukraine 3-2 Georgia
Sheva power! Um, yeah, that's it. Go Ukraine!piles!
Norway 2-0 Moldova
D'aaww. I heart Norway so much. Mostly because of OLE, but they're all adorable. Squee!
Lithuania 1-2 Scotland
No Fletcher goal, but yay anyway! D'aww, he's even number 7! *pets him and his awkward cuteness*
Finland 1-1 Portugal
HAHAHAHAHAHA- I mean, oh darn, you didn't win. Shucks. *fails to control sniggers*
Slovakia 0-3 Czech Republic
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Darling Czechs, I heart you so. GOGO CAPTAIN ROSA!!!!!!!!!
Northern Ireland 3-2 Spain
Um, wow. Power to the Irish! I mean, I heart Spain, but wow! First Irish hat trick in fifteen years, eh? GOGO IRISH!
San Marino 0-13 Germany
No. That is not a typo. I am so not impressed. One of my biggest football pet peeves is when the better team crushes the opposition like that. Lukas, hon? You're amazing, but four goals? Honestly, guys. That's just pathetic. I'm not suggesting you play kickabout for the second half, seeing as you were up by six goals by then, but surely you could have done something to make it a fair game? Let your younger players on, perhaps? Bah. Pathetic.
Netherlands 3-0 Belarus
Much better. Poor Dutchies, you can't help it if your coach is a psychopath. *hugs for Oranje*
France 3-1 Italy
Refuse to put up picture. Gross. Just gross. They get their revenge for the WC Final, not that this match means much. Poor Italia, pick up the pieces and rally again, okay? *pets*
Ah, and I don't have time for anything else. Oh well. I'll be back, don't you worry ^__^