I don't care if you're not in the Iron Man fandom, or whether you liked the movie or not, or even if you didn't watch the movie AT ALL.

READ THIS. IT IS SO FUCKING INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS.  

There is something distrubing when a fanwork is a thousand times better written and thought-out and more insightful than half the drivel ( Read more... )

 
Neverland Ranch Investigators Uncover Corpse of Real Micheal Jackson!

*ROTFLMAO* ILU, Onion!

In other news, Elle McPherson has been spotted with cellulite knees at  the age of 45! STOP THE PRESSES! Literally.

They have surgeons analyzing the photo  so that they can impart their expert opinion as to why a middle-aged celebrity has a bit of loose ( Read more... )

Holy fuck-a-doodle!

( Pics of Bonnie Wright )

I am very, very sad about David Carradine dying. Kung Fu: the Legend Continues was one of my favourite TV series' when I was growing up. And then I grew up and watched it and was appalled at how hammy and sexist the whole thing was, but then that was pretty much true of most eighties TV fare.

RIP David, long live Kwai Chang Cain.

So, some ( Read more... )

Johnny Depp + Christian Bale = Public Enemy, July 1st.

Which means I'll have to wait another three months to see it here in SL!

OMGUGUISEIMGONNADIE!!!!  I will DIE if I get both of them onscreen at the same time! Who do I root for?

Please, please, dear Nolan God, let Depp be cast in the next Batman movie too!

AAIIIIEEEE!!!!!! *scares the owls* 

Dakota Fanning cast in "New Moon". As in Twillight Part 2.

WHY?

This girl is a hyper-talented child prodigy. Why on earth would she want to act in a trainwreck like this? WHY, LORD?

Also, Kim Manners is dead, what? I didn't even know he had cancer. This is such a damn shame; he was such a great director. He was one of the cornerstones of ( Read more... )

HERE LIES BRILLIANCE!

And the Awesomesauce Award of the Year goes to....
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I love cheesy romance, happy Disney endings and small-town tales. And I just watched Ten Inch Hero.

What a crap excuse for a film. The only reason I don't regret downloading it is because Jensen's in it and the tampon scene was funny. Otherwise, it's the most sickly sweet, sex-obsessed, poorly-written, hypocritical, hippie-wannabe piece of shit ( Read more... )

Here's something Interesting:   The 26 Most Disturbing Kid Movies Ever.

I don't know about the rest but GODDAMN IT, I've spent seventeen years suppressing my memories of Watership Down and now this thing has to go and dreg it all up again. MY INNER CHILD IS GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Seriously, that movie scared seven ( Read more... )

OMFG, guys have you seen this?

Hi, I'm Marvel...and I'm a DC: Ironman vs Batman.

Ironman vs Batman Part II

Ironman vs Batman Part III

Ironman vs Batman Part IV

Ironman: (On why his movie is more family friendly than Batman's) "Sorry kids, we couldn't get in to see Kung Fu Panda, so how about we go watch the clown with the M-16 open fire on a school bus ( Read more... )