For some reason my new phone won't activate. It's pissing me off. They told me it was because the 4g nework was down yesterday, but it's back up everywhere. Still nothing. What sucks is they already deactivated my other phone so I'm basically fucked until they decide to call me back. But I have to work all day so they won't be able to. >.Fuckers. ( Read more... )

If Colleen says one more fucking condescending thing to me I'm going to flip my shit. I'm home sick today, and she didn't work. I've got fucking bronchitis, and she can't even stop her nagging bitchy ass mom comments for one day. Do you want to know the only things she said to me all day ( Read more... )

Can't I write porn that isn't 15,000 words?

How does porn even get to be that long? It's one scene! Do you know how many pages of just smut that is? Ridonkulous. I want to get to other parts of the story but it takes me a month to get through 15 minutes of in-story-time. Oy.

Hi, I'm Melty and I don't know how to write quick sex scenes.

Fuck youuuuuuuu Amazon ( Read more... )

Since it's the only thing substantial in my life, I'll talk about that here.

So yeah... was anyone just not cool with last night's episode? When I heard they were doing a religious episode I knew it was going to piss me off no matter which way it was played out, and I was right. There is no diplomatic way to handle it.

( What pissed me off the most...(preach) )

Hey peeps ( Read more... )