I Was Watching The End Of "Tool Academy" With My Mom... 
...Josh won and proposed to Ashely and then the producers approach them and say that they have set up this big wedding for them to get married in the other room...

Josh is describing the wedding and says: "The room was so beautiful and there was a guy playing a Harpoon!"

....A Harp.  A  ( Read more... )

GOOD GOD-DAMN!

I wish I had worthless shit to complain about... 

I'm sick... Very fucking sick ( Read more... )

Can Somebody Please Explain To Me Why Suddenly Everyone Has An Obsession With Zombies?

...People who don't even like zombie movies suddenly want to talk about zombies.  Suddenly ZOMBIE has skyrocketed to the top of the vocabulary list...  Suddenly everyone wants to dress up like a zombie or thinks talking about "eating flesh" is *Cool!*

Well...
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Okay...
I Will Concede That It's Sad That Some Of The Shows Are Closing On Broadway...

HOWEVER, I keep getting invites on Facebook to "Wear Black For Broadway" as some stupid protest bullshit.

...Well, ya know what?  If you wanna help out... BUY TICKETS!  Protesting isn't going to do shit when they don't have the money to keep the shows running.  ( Read more... )

This Is Mostly For Jenn To Tell Her Sis Because Of Mekhi...

But there is some sort of concern with Baby Formula and Melamine. 
...FDA seems to think its not TOO MUCH to worry about, but I'd be concerned.

Story is here... 
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You Can't Un-Waste These Two Minutes Of Your Life!

(*Laughs ( Read more... )