lol, how cool am I? Of all the things that happened within the last week or so, I make my post about meeting kpop fans.

not getting a job or a car, but kpop.

priorities.

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• Dude, I want to have a crush on someone, but no one is even likeable.
  That Korean dude I talked about in the past is no longer a crush.


• I want to learn how to play the violin hardcore.


• I didn't do anything special for my birthday and don't plan on it. I don't get people who have like mega parties ( Read more... )

Spencer 9:43pm
Then
are we still on for tomorrow?
Bridget 9:43pm
MAYBE
idk when I'll get home
Spencer 9:43pm
Ok
We still toking right?
Bridget 9:44pm
WOW SOOBV
*SO OBV
Spencer 9:44pm
k
Bridget 9:45pm
I said it depends when we get married?
Spencer 9:45pm
What???
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Sometimes I feel so heartless.
Sorry folks, I'm just not nice lol

I was in the drive-thru at White Castle watching this guy on his electronic wheelchair drive through the hilly grass, thinking how hilarious it'd be if he fell. When he actually fell, I started panicking and told to the drive-thru people to call the police.

Lesbians don't bother me.
They're people; it's whatev.

HOWEVER, if you're gonna be allowing me into your home to babysit your daughter, please put away your dildos, lube, and porn.

Thank you.

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