*Blows dust off journal*

So, I found out about Bad Translator recently, and I decided to run some Edgar Allan Poe quotes through it.
All are set for Bing Translator, 35 translations, and random order.

( And one Lovecraft quote: )

The local paper is promising me a "full day of sunshine" tomorrow. When did I start living in "The Walrus and the Carpenter"?

From the front of my junk mail, "Switch to AAA Auto Insurance and save with an innovative loyalty discount."

Not that I was expecting my atheist ass to be raptured...
But, no signs of earthquakes, either.

I guess this isn't the end of times.

I'm shocked! Shocked!*

*Here is your money, monsieur.

My local library has decided to celebrate V-day by handing out bookmarks wishing their patrons a happy valentine's day when they borrow a book.

And in general, it seems like a reasonable idea.

But it looks a bit weird sticking out of Star Wars: Death Troopers.

Just watched the first episode of the the new Sherlock on Masterpiece Mystery*.

I enjoyed it, but I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be repeatedly telling the TV Holmes who the killer is, long before he actually figured it out.

Hope they pick a less obvious killer in the next episode.

*I'm glad they didn't totally get rid of the old opening, but I can't say ( Read more... )

( The nature shows never mentioned this! )