The Shockman is the boss of chicken sandwiches.
Hello gentlemen and harshladies. I am back from the funny in the sunny, Ocean City Maryland and boy howdy was it a blast like dynamite. I walked on the boardwalk until I was bored of walking wherein I gave swimsuit clad ladies the ole "once over" with my peepers. I moseyed to the FUN CITY arcade wherein I exchanged cold hardened, metal coinage for flimsy, pink tickets that could be redeemed for prizes that I didn't want. I played miniature golf, but the fun was anything but miniature fore there were volcanoes and pirate ships to and fro. (DID YOU GET MY GOLF PUN OVER THE INTERNET?) I fought and beat the mighty and powerful Poseidon and lounged upon the golden sand in glorious victory. I left my sofa bed messy and unmade every morning and every afternoon it was somehow restored to couchmode. I have a sneaking suspision that it is either magic or a transformer. Autobot or Decepticon, it is too early to tell. I paid thirty two dollars to slowly kill myself by eating snow crab legs for three hours straight. The thought of melted butter and the sweetmeat of my crustacean friends' makes my bowels do the boogey-oogey-oogey. I played an exorbitant amount of Dance Dance Revolution, but there wasn't any real dancing and I don't recall seeing or hearing of any major revolts. All in all, I spent a ridiculous amount of money and lost my new shoes, my toothbrush, and my pipe.
I am starting my summer job tomorrow. Long time readers will remember this as going to my grandmother's house and getting paid ten dollars and hour to do nothing and the thing that is next to nothing.
The Summer Blockbusters have been busting the blocks that are my wallet and the monies contained in said wallet. I need to see smart zombies tipping over buses and causing a ruckus and watch Tom Cruise battle metal, tentacle aliens by running the hell away from them and talking to a little girl. That is twenty and a half thousand dollars worth of movies right there for a measly and mumply sixteen.
I am going to stop writing this entry.
Kyle Lee Hufnage
"I am going to have a castle with a boater moat and upon it I will place a motor boat."