After working with a member of my team, I threw up my hands and walked down to one of the other leads complaining.

"Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?"

He turned and looked at me blankly.

"Huh?"

Saw a car today with "LEXY" as the license plate.

I've officially been spending too much time reading HP fanfic if this sort of thing is invading my brain.

Rita Skeeter: Harry Potter, you've just defeated Voldemort, the darkest wizard of our time. What are you going to do now?

Harry: I'm going to Disney World!

Happened to catch a glimpse of Bush as he and Obama were entering the Capitol. Bush was smiling in the way of a used car salesman who has just unloaded a lemon on an unsuspecting customer.

Supernatural

( *snerk* )

1. A better understanding of common grammar and spelling mistakes
2. The unexpected guffaws of laughter at the images some sentences with commonly misused homonyms invoke.

The speakers on my PC pick up someone's cellphone ring tone.

Referring to Lucius Malfoy as "Luscious" has to be the best Freudian slip I've ever read. And considering Jason Isaacs in the role, very apropos.

*snickers*

The Bellwood Cemetery here in Adams is the resting place of many of family members and friends.

But I was a bit disconcerting to find a gravestone for the Riddle family. No Toms buried there, though.

A mockingbird imitates the ringing of a telephone.