Toothpaste sales are based on fears of having teeth less white than your rival.

Mouthwash is pitched to prevent gingivitis instead of offering minty fresh breath.

And department stores prey on your fear of spending a penny more tomorrow than you would today for something you don't need anyway.

I had previously noted that an episode of Days of Our Lives was less than 40 minutes when I edited out the commercials. I was even more perturbed by the fact that Supernatural wasn't quite 39 minutes without commercials and that's with annoying scroll ads included during the program ( Read more... )

And I like SpongeBob!

With the dogs?

Too cute.

Justice Man and Righteous Boy.

*laughing my ass off*

A new caveman-themed Geico commercial.

"Eat this meat."

Burning their shorts.

Killing a minivan.

Texas Double Whoppers from Burger King.

*lying on the floor holding my splitting sides*

Chevrolet Impala commercials during "Supernatural"

I'm convinced that the writers of SPN read fanfic.

And the writers of Smallville are a bunch of monkeys who turn in their cage liners for scripts.

As the actor hired to tell the "real customer's" story?

Is the best one yet.

Tangerine lipstick *snicker*