I'm fond of AUs

[kyanoswolf]

I've written Jim Ellison as

• A Sentinel who must educate his prospective guide on the existance of Sentinels
• An engaged man planning a same sex wedding
• A knight
• A Federal agent
• A Sentinel working in covert ops
• Cinderella
• Tarzan (or maybe Mowgli)
• a Daywalker (vampire with none of the supposed vulnerabilities including an aversion to sunlight)
• An aging Rentboy
• a Relic Hunter/professor of archeology
• Enqueri -- Kal-El's guardian
• suffering from sympathetic pregnancy symptoms

Blair Sandburg

• An FBI profiler
• A fairy tale prince
• Heir to the throne of Cascade in hiding
• A Genius trying to live a normal life outside the think tank that raised him (not a Pretender)
• A cop
• exopologist (is that even a word? Someone who studies extra-terrestrial cultures -- a space anthropologist)
• Professor of Anthropology on a dig in South America

Clark Kent as

• a freelance, world-traveling reporter/secret superhero
• Lex's husband
• Alien Overlord (hasn't everyone?)
• Heir to the throne of Krypton invading Earth and seeking a way to end the fighting
• a waiter at Cheers
• Magnum PI
• a suburban "housewife"/superhero ala Bewitched
• a suburban "housewife" ala Laura Petrie of The Dick Van Dyke Show
• Ruler of Rokyn (a barbarian warlord)
• Pregnant
• A college student/pilot on Krypton who falls for the last son of Earth
• A member of the Justice League
• First Gentleman
• A Daily Planet reporter
• A friendly ghost
• a hound dog pup
• Criminal Defense Attorney

Lex Luthor has been

• President
• Corporate Mogul
• immortal
• A Slave
• A soldier battling invaders from Krypton
• Last Son of Earth
• A captive "bride"
• A father
• Bartender and owner
• Head Writer
• Lionel's heir/assistant
• Higgins
• a wallflower teenager throwing his first party in an haunted mansion
• a fox kit
• Corporate Lawyer