SV FutureFic AU: Friends in Low Places

[kyanoswolf]

Title: Friends in Low Places
Fandom: Smallville/JLU crossover
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Genre: Slash, humor
Rating: PG
Summary: Lex is getting married AGAIN and Clark's not happy about it. (a little plot bunny that hatched when I was listening to Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks)

Comments

[supercaptain182]

I'm on the floor laughing!

Drunk!Superman rocks.

[kyanoswolf]

Thank you.

Can't you just see him in a seedy little extra-terrestrial bar with all of those mean looking aliens around him drinking heaven knows what out of unsanitary glasses and he's sitting there drinking something that looks like champagne out of sparkling crystal?

If I'd been Shayera, I would have clubbed him with the mace for embarrassing me for having to drag his sorry ass out of there.

[innusiq]

AWWWWW, this is great!

[kyanoswolf]

Thank you. Clark was being a bit maudlin this weekend.

[herohunter]

Eeeeee, Lex was already there!!!!

*flails*

This makes me happy. Very happy indeedy!!

:D

[kyanoswolf]

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[maigie2010]

It still took outside intervention to get Clark and Lex together even though Lex outright decided to marry a man and one who looked like Clark. Geez, I'm not suprised Krypton was blown up. Those dunderheads wouldn't know a clue if it went to Council and warned them - wait - Jor El did warn them. And I have to add Clark is following that fine tradition of ignoring the clue bus running over his foot.

Hmm, if I were Shayera I would've hurt him on principle.

[kyanoswolf]

*snicker* It was all Shayera could do NOT to brain him with her mace. I think if Clark hadn't spoken to Lex, she would have.

Thanks.

[yavannauk]

Heh, I love it! And the last line totally cracked me up. *g*

[kyanoswolf]

Thank you. Somehow I think Lex had this in mind all along.