[Kurt is very distressed. So distressed, in fact, that he's positive he can't work the video or voice functions, but you'd better believe that he's sobbing. Why, you ask? Well...]

My hair...is all chopped off. Just so everyone knows, I'll be in my room for the next few months.

Whoever sent these letters, it's not funny.

Stop.

What was that? That's whole...everybody-freaking-out-over-something-really-personal thing.

[Private | Really Hackable]

I think there's still slushy in my hair. I just finally got it out of my nose and got all the corn syrup that was sticking to my face off.

The things I do for people. Though, I guess for Finn's sake it was okay...