[Kurt is very distressed. So distressed, in fact, that he's positive he can't work the video or voice functions, but you'd better believe that he's sobbing. Why, you ask? Well...]

My hair...is all chopped off. Just so everyone knows, I'll be in my room for the next few months.

[You see this sexy piece of man, Eway? This is the person that Kurt is taking on for the event, and he looks as close to him as is possible. The button-up shirt with top buttons unbuttoned and sleeves rolled up? Yes. Blue jeans, sneakers and facial hair? Yes.

Mohawk? Fuck. Yes. He has actually cut his hair into a mohawk, and you'd better believe ( Read more... )

[The video comes on with Kurt wearing this lovely piece of attire shoop courtesy of your local Khat. He's standing in front of his closet, looking at what other selection he has.]

This is amazing. If I had half these clothes in my closet at home...

[He trails off. It seems the that the initial homesickness is still bothering him, but he decides ( Read more... )

What was that? That's whole...everybody-freaking-out-over-something-really-personal thing.

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I think there's still slushy in my hair. I just finally got it out of my nose and got all the corn syrup that was sticking to my face off.

The things I do for people. Though, I guess for Finn's sake it was okay...